Innocent English

Shultz: How’s the gas? Jewish Barber: Terrible. Kept me awake all night. Shultz: No, for the plane! BUSEEK BAZAAK! I’m sorry but I don’t want to be an Emperor – that’s not my business – I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man,...

–Any man more right than all his neighbors makes a majority of one. –Cofucious say? –Henry David Thoreau. Heaven helps him who helps himself. Is this going on my record? Listen to papa! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Great Bank Robbery, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Great Bank Robbery, The’

FUCK IT! [written by a sky-writer] I know what you want. No, I don’t. Yes, I do. I don’t know. I’ve reached that realistic age where I have to choose between having fun and a heart attack. Look again. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Grasshopper, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Grasshopper, The’

–Well, then, so long. Be seeing you, as you say in America. –Cheerio, as you say in Britain. First you borrow my Times, now you pinch my bible. That’s democracy running amok! Sometimes I’m convinced that the greatest barrier between our countries is the bond of a common language. Page Topic: Movie...

It used to be the privilege of class…but it, like all else, has been lost to the masses. Nature all looks alike. Frontiers are an invention of man. The theater’s too deep for me. I prefer bicycling. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Grand Illusion, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Grand Illusion, The’

–Don’t count on it, Zorin. –Ha ha, you amuse me, Mr. Bond. –It’s not mutual. –What’s this thing loaded with? –Rock salt. –Now you tell me. –Wow! What a view! –To a kill! Actually Captain i’m with the British Secret Service, my name is Bond, James Bond. And I’m Dick Tracy, and you’re still under...

1) Assess the window! It’s good to go! Drop! Drop! Remove your shoes! Do not take anything with you! 2) 11 seconds, that’s a new trainee record! 1)Donna, did I ever tell you about a nasty habit we flight attendants pick up? 2)No, what is it? 1)We keep smiling, even when we’re out of Bloody Mary...

I think that you’ll find a little S&M will be necessary to trigger off a good healthy dose of hallucinations. –It’s just torture and murder. No plot, no characters, very realistic. I think it’s the next thing. –Then God help us all. After all, there is nothing real outside our perception of...

–Germany is the home team, wouldn’t you agree? –Politically? Historically? I’d rather not make that decision. If nations could settle their differences on the football pitch, wouldn’t that be a challenge? In all these years we have never beaten England. This frigging game is ruining my life. Where...

Do you have any experience with animals, Mr. Campbell? Get off my mountain! Shit, shit… I fell in shit! They’re not going to turn this mountain into a goddamn zoo. You like this ring? You want to keep the hand this ring is on? If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my gorillas, you’ll be...

Brenda! close the door, there’s air conditioning. i was pretty, now i’m prettier. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Goodbye, Columbus’: Quotes from the movie ‘Goodbye, Columbus’

1. From the beginning we’ve had two major obstacles… 2. My bosom. 1. I’m so tired I don’t think I can sleep. 2. I’ll get you a cognac. 1. That’ll help me sleep? 2. No, but it’ll make staying awake a hell of a lot more fun. 1. If he’s a polish count, I’m Greta Garbo. 2. Well, Greta,...

#1- Be that as it may, she told me how you sabotaged the boat you where traveling on when you found the horse. And bad luck for you Mr. Thomas my son was 1st mate on that boat. So thanks to you I’ll never see my boy Gilligan again. #2- And I’ll never see my husband the Professor....

– easy boyd – dont easy boyd me dont give me that shit i got a friend laying pecies in there – im calling the police – so help me god you topuch that fuckin phone ill bury you with them -fuck you boyd -fuck you snake eyed cock sucker -they eyed balled my mini van -where? -at the mini mart -You left...

Goodbye, Charlie. Seven at once. What’s wrong?! We were almost necking! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Goodbye Charlie’: Quotes from the movie ‘Goodbye Charlie’

–I can’t sing. –Don’t let that stop you. Don’t let that stop you! Small nations are such bad risks. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Good Times’: Quotes from the movie ‘Good Times’

–You’re the people that make big wars. –No, we make sure the wars are small ones. My feet, they keep cutting off pieces of them. It’s not dignified for men to have to die from the feet up. The president has asked me to look into creating a foreign intelligence agency. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

A few things about the Vietnam War have become clear. It was a war that never should have begun and a country we never should have entered. And as thousands of victims died without really understanding why. Everything went wrong by the numbers. And that takes planning. Pick me up at 7? No! Seven is...