Innocent English

scence:1 Dr.Victor:It’s alive!its alive!! Top hat:There he is! hit again. Count:SUCCESS! Dr.Victor: Oh Count it just you. Count:I was beginning to lose faith. victor! The pity your movement of triumph is being spoiled over little thing like grave robbery. Victor:yes,yes,I must, I must, escape this...

1: Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin your ass back there… you get a little wood? 2: What? I just GONNA knowone thing, Valek! How’s your dick doing after 600 years? Pretty good, hmm? I killed my own father, padre. I got no trouble killing you. Jack Crow:(to Valek)So tell me Valek,its...

We all love a good film, right? If your parents were anything like mine, movies made great after school distractions, weekend entertainment, and even a decent babysitter every now and again. It is no wonder that I have ended up using movies as my source for information about the world. Thanks to...

Everyone loves a blonde joke. I even like them, and I’m a blond! And no, I am not misspelling that, I really am a b-l-o-n-d. As in a male “blonde.” Blame the French on this one, but the word is only spelled with an “e” if the person is female; males are sans “e.” And they say...

There I was again. Sitting in my cubicle when all of a sudden my eyes started drooping. Blinks started becoming time warps, each one a micro-nap. I shouldn’t have caught that midnight showing of the new blockbuster that just came out. Curse my fanboyism! Now here I sit in my cubicle, one of many...

We all have been there. Just minding my own business driving down the road when all of a sudden blue and red lights started flashing behind me. Sure, maybe I was going a little too fast, but dang-it, I was late for a meeting. Who in their right mind would make a four lane highway only 55 mph...

You remember back when Star Wars just came out right? The long lines, the waiting, the anticipation. People more and more fanatic with each new film. Too bad that didn’t last with the new ones. I was just a young’n when the first three came out and I instantly fell in love with the movies....

Stranger, when you find us lying here, go tell the Spartans we obeyed their orders. The VC doesn’t do anything accidently. Too bad we couldn’t shown you a better war. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Go Tell the Spartans’: Quotes from the movie ‘Go Tell the Spartans’

Don’t Let Your Anger Get The Best Of You, Son! Get Past you? Man i’ma go past you, through you, around you and under you. I’ll turn you like a bottle top, twist you like a pretzel, eat your lunch, steal your girl and kick your dog… at the same time! heh get past you !? Hey, after the game, when you...

Filthy Potter Hey! Those crisps cost me 5p! Why do they call him Filthy? Because he is! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Glitterball’: Quotes from the movie ‘Glitterball’

–Here’s looking at you. –I don’t want to look at you, you’re a heel. –What’s the matter? Don’t you like your steak medium? –When I bite a steak, I like it to bite back at me. My first wife was a second cook in a third-rate joint on Fourth Street. You think you’re too good for me. Well, it so...

Elissa-Where’s your dad? SAM-He jumped into the ocean. Sometimes guardians let down their guard Sweet, this place is huges. Hey Rubes check out this view Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Glass House, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Glass House, The’

ahoy there! i said ahoy mother fucker! but ive never been shot. kinda itches a little! ever had a mother fucker trying to do the flip-floppin’ and shit and you?! hell no that weren’t the mother fucker that come at me you must be crazy! Jesus Jo Jo and Mary you wont believe the things ive seen....

*name*, you know it’s bad to take liquor with those pills. her reply- They work faster. All I’ve ever had is a body and now I won’t even have that. Let’s face it, all I know how to do is take off my clothes. And, uh…don’t giver her that ‘I loved you when I was a little girl’ routine, or she’ll stab...

–So, you wanna dance? –In another life! –Yeah, I didn’t either. I was just taking a poll. …tas culon…TE PARTO LA CABEZA!!!!(CHOLO IN CAR) Girl’s, we must fuck him. He’s like, totally trippin’-dicular, you know? Its your fucking friends isnt it? So fuck you…fuck off like for sure…like totally…...

I Had A Pretty Mind I had such a pretty mind! It doesn’t really have a title… but I was thinking about calling it Do You Want To Laugh Or Cry? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Girl in Gold Boots’: Quotes from the movie ‘Girl in Gold Boots’

–Rickety. –That’s Rickerby. –Where are my clothes? –In the garbage, which is where you belong. So long, babe. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Girl Hunters, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Girl Hunters, The’

‘Girl Happy’ I’m paying you to watch her, ain’t I? So why don’t you get to work? The King is dead! What happened? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Girl Happy’: Quotes from the movie ‘Girl Happy’