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Movie Quotes from Gentleman Jim: Quotes from the movie Gentleman Jim

–I’m no lady. –I’m no gentleman. Paging Mr. Corbett. Shake the hand that shook the world. That’s the hand that shook the hand of John L. Sullivan…I’ll never wash it again. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gentleman Jim’: Quotes from the movie ‘Gentleman Jim’

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Movie Quotes from Gator: Quotes from the movie Gator

For a little while. Gator. He’s making me mad. Hey, Country Boy. Why do they call you Bones? Because I want them too. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gator’: Quotes from the movie ‘Gator’

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Movie Quotes from Gate, The: Quotes from the movie Gate, The

STOP YOUR MAKING THEM MAD. We accidentally let lose demons to come take over the world We accidentally let lose demons to come take over the world. You’re my best buddies. you’ve been bad Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gate, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Gate, The’

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Movie Quotes from Garbo Talks: Quotes from the movie Garbo Talks

–My mother’s in jail. –Again? I always knew everybody’s going to die, but I really thought I’d be the exception. She speaks two languages – English and Gucci. We do not tolerate rudeness. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Garbo Talks’: Quotes from the movie ‘Garbo Talks’

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Movie Quotes from Up the Creek: Quotes from the movie Up the Creek

Gonzer, that’s a guy! He knew that the friendship that they had had since childhood had been destroyed. All for the love of a woman. Labotomy U So was it as good for you as it was for me THAT time? They cut out his liver!!! Two hearts on the loose tonight. Up the creek. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

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Movie Quotes from Up the Academy: Quotes from the movie Up the Academy

#1: Do you ever wet the bed? Chooch: No, I generally just piss over the side #1: What’ I tell you I’d do the next time I caught you stealing? #2: You said you’d rip my balls off, sir. #1: Say it again! #2:You’d rip my balls off, sir. #1: Say it again! #2: You’d rip my balls off, sir! Beat the...

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Movie Quotes from Gang Related: Quotes from the movie Gang Related

They’ll never find me because I’m following my heart. And they don’t know where that is. We’re the teachers, and in our classroom two and two can add up to five if we say it does. You dont pop a cop when youre a cop! – 2pac Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gang Related’: Quotes from the movie ‘Gang...

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Movie Quotes from Gambler, The: Quotes from the movie Gambler, The

A bad gambling debt has got to be taken care of. Have I been such a failure as a mother that I raised a son with the morals of a snake? I play in order to lose. I’m not going to lose it. I’m going to gamble it. The only thing between your skull and a baseball bat is my word. Page Topic: Movie...

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Movie Quotes from Galaxina: Quotes from the movie Galaxina

1)I want the Blue Star! (Heavenly choir)Aaaah-Aaaaaah! 1) What is this shit? I’m better than a human woman because I can be what you want. Porno,porno,porno patrol! Here comes the porno patrol! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Galaxina’: Quotes from the movie ‘Galaxina’

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Movie Quotes from G.I. Blues: Quotes from the movie G.I. Blues

‘Blue Suede Shoes’ GET THE PIZZA OUT OF THE OVERRR…..ITS GONNA BURNNNN! Keep your engine running. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘G.I. Blues’: Quotes from the movie ‘G.I. Blues’

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Movie Quotes from Up in Smoke: Quotes from the movie Up in Smoke

#1: Do you know who this is? #2: No! Who is this is? 1) Hey man, he wants to know your name, tell him your name. 2) (Vomits on the seat.) 1) His name is, RAAAAAALPH 1) you wanna get high? 2) does howdy doody have wooden balls? Awe Juan, don’t beg, go in the kitchen and get your owne! AWWww thanks...

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Movie Quotes from Up Close and Personal: Quotes from the movie Up Close and Personal

-He’s so stupid! -He’s an anchorman. -Why didn’t we do this before? -Because it was always gonna be this hard to stop. -Why don’t you come with me? -I’ve already been where you’re going. 1) Do you wanna be with me? 2) So much it hurts! 1) I want you around in the morning. 2) You already got that....

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Movie Quotes from Funny Face: Quotes from the movie Funny Face

Funny face. How long has this been going on? Let’s kiss and make up. Think pink! You’ll look like a tree. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Funny Face’: Quotes from the movie ‘Funny Face’

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Movie Quotes from Fun in Acapulco: Quotes from the movie Fun in Acapulco

‘Bossa Nova Baby’ ‘Fun in Acapulco’ An amigo I can use right now. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Fun in Acapulco’: Quotes from the movie ‘Fun in Acapulco’

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Movie Quotes from Untouchables, The: Quotes from the movie Untouchables, The

#1-Now what do you think you’re doing? You want to throw your garbage throw it in a damn trash basket. #2-Don’t you have more important things to do? #1-Yeah but I’m not doing them right now. Do we understand each other? –They say they’re going to repeal Prohibition. What will you do then? –I think...

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Movie Quotes from Untamed Heart: Quotes from the movie Untamed Heart

Look at him! He looks like tuna sittin’ over there. Ugh, and his hair! It just bothers me so much! #1 I’ve fallen #2 Are you hurt? #1 I wasn’t finished. I’ve fallen so in love with you, so much more than I told you I would. #1 What do you think about Adam? #2 Adam, Adam? I don’t know he is kind of...

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