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Movie Quotes from Front, The: Quotes from the movie Front, The

–A writer looks for trouble. –No, a lunatic looks for trouble. In my family, the biggest sin was to buy retail. Young at heart. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Front, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Front, The’

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Movie Quotes from From Beyond: Quotes from the movie From Beyond

Humans are such easy prey. I want to see more, more than any man has ever seen. That machine has got to be destroyed Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘From Beyond’: Quotes from the movie ‘From Beyond’

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Movie Quotes from Frogs: Quotes from the movie Frogs

he’s dead! he’s dead! he’s dead! who’s dead? itt can’t be dead………..it rang! Today the Pond! Tomorrow the World! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Frogs’: Quotes from the movie ‘Frogs’

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Movie Quotes from Friends of Eddie Coyle, The: Quotes from the movie Friends of Eddie Coyle, The

Hurts like a bastard I should’ve known better than to trust a cop. Life’s hard, but it’s harder when you’re stupid. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Friends of Eddie Coyle, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Friends of Eddie Coyle, The’

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Movie Quotes from Unmarried Woman, An: Quotes from the movie Unmarried Woman, An

–Do you want to see other men? –Not today. ah, the awesome sanctity of marriage Balls, said the Queen, if I had them I’d be King. Did you fall out of love with me, Erica, or with my flesh? I want to know something. Did you fall out of love with my flesh, my body …or me, with Erica? If he touches me...

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Movie Quotes from Unlawful Entry: Quotes from the movie Unlawful Entry

–Two lawyers jump off the World Trade Center. Who lands first? –Who cares. Arrest you? I could kill you. Don’t go to strangers. Don’t worry. If it’s anything serious, I’ll come back for my driver. I’m as embarrassed about this as you are. Just a little dream. My problem is real simple. I’ve got a...

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Movie Quotes from Universal Soldier: Quotes from the movie Universal Soldier

–I figured you had to be French or something becuase of your accent. –What accent? –You’re dead, soldier. –No…I’m alive. I just want to eat! I just want to go home. I’m all ears. Oh shit! (Bill Goldberg says this, about a quarter second before he hits the pavement after he jumps off the building.)...

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Movie Quotes from Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan: Quotes from the movie Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan

Dont Be a Dwebe Wayne! Got ya good Suzie. All right all right so I’m a major ass! ur dead, slime bag! Wayne….your an asshole Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan’: Quotes from the movie ‘Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan’

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Movie Quotes from Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood: Quotes from the movie Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood

Dan we need wood! It’s gonna be a cold night! I saw a pink elephant! There goes the neighborhood There Goes The neihborhood Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood’: Quotes from the movie ‘Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood’

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Movie Quotes from Fresh: Quotes from the movie Fresh

Anything lost can be found again, except time. I be bustin da stupid dope moves I bust tha stupid moves yo. man….that nigga is LYIN to you…………. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Fresh’: Quotes from the movie ‘Fresh’

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Movie Quotes from Freejack: Quotes from the movie Freejack

Hit between the eyes. nibble my ear, for luck. One Mississippi, Two Mississippi… Thieves. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Freejack’: Quotes from the movie ‘Freejack’

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Movie Quotes from United States of Leland: Quotes from the movie United States of Leland

Father: I recall when our lives were UNUSUAL and electric, when we burned with something close to fire, but now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives are lived without meaning and directed hope–the passage of time only measured by loss… Father: I recall when our lives were usual and electric, when...

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Movie Quotes from Free Willy 3: The Rescue: Quotes from the movie Free Willy 3: The Rescue

–I’m not a whaler. –So? –I’m actually the opposite. –You’re a whale? –So what’re you gonna be when you grow up? –Your boss. My friends are whales. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Free Willy 3: The Rescue’: Quotes from the movie ‘Free Willy 3: The Rescue’

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Movie Quotes from Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home: Quotes from the movie Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home

–Are you sure you can drive this thing? –Er, define ‘drive.’ –Do you come with a remote? –None that I know of. –Traitor. Girls are the enemy. –No, you are the enemy. It can lead to sex?! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home’: Quotes from the movie ‘Free Willy 2: The...

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Movie Quotes from Frank and Jesse: Quotes from the movie Frank and Jesse

Hell of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most. I don’t believe you’ve met the rest of the family, meet the twins. Is it my fault that the only thing I’m good at’s robbin’ banks? Who died and made you ramrod? ~ How do I know you’re Jesse James? ~ That’s an impertenant question, you ask...

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Movie Quotes from Unforgiven: Quotes from the movie Unforgiven

#1: Well, I guess he had it coming. #2: We all got it coming, kid. 1)You must be William Munney, outta Missouri, man who killed women and children. 2) That’s right, I killed women and children, killed just about anything that walks or crawls at one time or another, and now I’m here to kill you...

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Movie Quotes from Unfaithfully Yours: Quotes from the movie Unfaithfully Yours

–Have you ever heard of Russian roulette? –I used to play it all the time with my father. –I doubt that you played Russian roulette all the time with your father! –I must certainly did. You play it with two packs of cards and… –That is Russian bank. Russian roulette is a very different sort of...

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Movie Quotes from Unfaithful: Quotes from the movie Unfaithful

(Ed) I fired Bill Stump today (Connie) So that’s what’s bothering you (Ed) Nothing is bothering me! (Connie) Why did you fire him? (Ed) He’s not accountable- (Charlie) What’s ‘accountable’? Is it people who eats people? -Edward…did you hurt him? You did, didn’t you? Jesus, Edward. Talk to me. Tell...

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