Innocent English

–Don’t mess with me! I’ve got a black belt in crime! –I’ve got a black belt in barstools! –What is it you really want? –Justice. I’ve got my blackbelt in bar stools You’re my sister! You’ve got to protect my black ass! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Foxy Brown’: Quotes from the movie ‘Foxy Brown’

-You’re a performance artist? -Yeah. I don’t know what it is, but when I’m onstage with a Mcdonald’s apple pie and a baseball bat, I feel so fuckin’ alive. Chicks, man. Fuckin’ chicks. It’s a friend’s responsibility to fulfill your needs, not your emptiness. The future is my favorite place to be...

I had to shoot him. There was no other possible way. I had to shoot him. There wasno other possible way. I never kissed a gunsmith before. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Forty Guns’: Quotes from the movie ‘Forty Guns’

(after Kraven killed Micheal) Kraven: (to Selene) That’s enough your coming with me. Selene: Never. I only hope I live long enough to watch Viktor slowly choke the life out of you. Kraven: I’ll bet you do, but let me tell you something about your dark father. He killed your family not the lycans....

When it comes time to pick out the best funny t shirts, there are some really good places to find some creative designs. The internet is a powerful resource for this purpose, as there are plenty of good sites that offer new funny t shirts each and every week. Here are ten of the best places to find...

Exit light! Enter night! Take my hand! We’re off to never never land! The Turks kicked ass We are all a bunch of fast-food munchin, MTV watchin, humpin the American dream. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Forsaken’: Quotes from the movie ‘Forsaken’

RENE: The queen said she was going to ream us with twenty-inch cattleprods and I’m still waiting! SQUEEZIT: Johnny just shot Billy! TEACHER: Johnny! JOHNNY: Well the man was cheatin’ so I just had to do away with him and that’s all there was to it. TEACHER: That does it, Johnny. You’re going to Mr....

A man fights for what he believes in, Fernando! I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go? What good is courage if you have no head? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’: Quotes from the movie ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’

–I think I’m getting excited. –Let me know when you’re sure. Every road leads back to you. I see the years have not mellowed you. The thing you want to avoid is outlasting everybody. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘For the Boys’: Quotes from the movie ‘For the Boys’

Honey, is that Michael Bolton’s version of “The Thong Song”? (Comes out of bathroom) Whew, too funky for myself! (Jim Kelly fights on TV) JIM KELLY!!! –Hi. — Hi? What you mean hi? Like “high yellow wanna be white”? “High” like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don’t smell any weed on me,...

–You know what’s funny? That gray van over there. –Funny ha-ha or funny interesting? –You think you’re smarter than we are. –Oh, not much. 1) Hon, do oysters come with guns? 2) Don’t make any sudden movements 1) Why? Is there a bee on me? 3) I don’t see one 1) You know I;ve never understood what...

1)you’re eyes…i just want to swim in them 2)(laughing) i’m sorry, that’s just the kind of thing that american women think italian men say and what does that make me? saint frances, patron saint of horny teenagers! Can you *69 Italy??? Come everyone! Follow the Flower! Frances: [in voiceover] Every...

–I generally smoke just after I eat. Why don’t you come back in about ten minutes? –In ten minutes you’ll be smoking in Hell. –Where you ever young? –Yes, and just as reckless as you. Then one day something happened. Are you a bounty hunter, boy? Bravo… I’d rather drink terpentine and piss on a...

If you ain’t a cowboy, you ain’t worth shit. Right in the moment when you’re sure you’ve got me buffaloed, that’s when you’ll die. What do you think it’s like sittin’ in a tin trailer for weeks on end with the wind ripping through it? Waiting around for the Butane to arrive. Hiking down to the...

(all different individual quotes not in any order) AMY: i can’t leave untill your ok ………………………………….. AMY: we came here because of me, everyone gets hurt because of me. I don’t take good care of Julia look what happened at the carnival, i didn’t take good care of my mum either. I hurt people, i hurt...

FM. It keeps you runnin’. Night moves. Your smiling face. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘FM’: Quotes from the movie ‘FM’

Any closer and those guys will be using bayonets instead of propellers. Did you ever hear of Bolks law of mathematical percentages? This mathemetician Dr Bolk proved that the percentage possibility of lightning striking the same place twice is exactly the same as striking anywhere else. You’re...