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I am mad as hell, and I wont take it anymore. Nuns are easy targets You are late Tayadora! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nadia’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nadia’

–I’d like to come home with you. –It’s your funeral. He can look like a hundred people, but one thing his cannot disguise…this: half of his little finger is missing. So if ever you should meet a man with no top joint there, be very careful about that. How far is Winnipeg from Montreal? It’s not...

–Are you gonna kill me? –Not until after you open the safe….I’m just kidding. Open the safe. –Finish you fries. –You can’t tell me what to do. You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad. –Didn’t anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa? –Why? Are you gonna send them my fries? –I’ve...

Finish them with arrows! I saw a mountian lioness come down with her cubs, and she cried piteously as if begging mercy for her children. This is a bad omen for Persia! I WISH I HAD MEN LIKE THAT FIGHTING FOR ME Molon Labe or Come and get them. Our arrows will block out the sky. Then we will fight...

He makes Frankenstein look like a lily. Immortality has been the dream, the inspiration of mankind through the ages. In a thousand years, you will be as lovely as you are now. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mystery of the Wax Museum’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mystery of the Wax Museum’

Forget about the six feet. Let’s talk about the seven inches. I shall ball you Rusty. It’s very simple. It’s a dangerous thing – ambition. Ruined Mickey Mouse’s whole career. Secret place. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Myra Breckinridge’: Quotes from the movie ‘Myra Breckinridge’

All is nothing, therefore nothing must end. Con-gra-tu-la-tions to you and Peter. I’m glad you taught me how to speak so I can say that. j Well, Christy, that’s the nearest he’ll ever come to saying I love you. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘My Left Foot’: Quotes from the movie ‘My Left Foot’

Carson: What will i do without her Carson:Going somewhere Michael: Yeh i am going away for a little while Carson: Thanks for saying goodbye Michael: i was going to Carson: Liar Michael: I thought you might want these back Michael: actually i want you to keep them Carson: look the only reason i came...

I just don’t love you anymore. We should take more care of how we say goodbye. Why does the law allow her to destroy my life? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘My First Wife’: Quotes from the movie ‘My First Wife’

*As arrows rain down on the Spartans**Laughing* I just have to say it. What? Fighting in the shade. *more laughing* *Looking towards Ephialtes*May you live forever. 1) Earth and water. Oh you’ll find plenty both down there. 2) No man. Persian or Greek. No man threatens a messenger. 1) You bring the...

(badguy kicks out chair and falls)u look like a dork u walk like a dork…..ok which one of you’s first…..does it matter u cant count past one anyway (biker growls) kids dont belong here go…….. and gorillas belong in the zoo *holding mustard squirter* Don’t come any closer or I’ll Poop on you! Get...

1) Hey! That guys not bad! 2) Hes kinda wild though like Colt. 1 + 2) COLT!!! 1) C’mon hes gonna get his brains splattered! 2) Stay here. Maybe this is the lesson Grandpa had in mind. 1)Swing my butt 2) you mean bat 1) my butt Hey! Who ate all my good and plenty’s? I hope there’s lots of food in...

I really don’t know what you’re talking about. Remember that moment when Marlon brando sent the Indian woman to accept the Oscar, and everything went haywire? When I finally came in, Debby was home from work. I told her everything about my dinner with Andre. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘My Dinner...

Mr. Muffin Man, catch ya later!!! 1) What’s my name gonna be? Can I be monster destroyer? Or how about super killer? 2) How about super dork? 1) Shut up spaz! 1)Good ‘za. We should save some for the kids we’re napping. 2)Yeah, they’re probably really nice kids. 1)Stop showing off! 2)I’m not showing...

(1) I don’t tell many people this, but my greatest dream is to own a Seadoo, and Im gonna get one too, because I plan on making a buttload of money with this! (2)A buttload, how much is a buttload? (3)1000 dollars. I base that on the fact that one time, I fit 5 dollars up my butt, and well, not to...

‘Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed, the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says ‘Oye, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.’ Man says, ‘Naw it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.’….Completely humorless! *Smash* Celina:No Hannah He’s Not Infected! Hannah: I...

!. I always thought Gwen was a lesbian. 2. I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!! 3. It would be ok if you were, you know. ‘One day at a time’ what is that? I mean like 2, 3 days at a time is an option? I don’t need the Romper Room bullshit. I just need — what are you doing? 1) Can I help you? 2) Eddie Boone,...

Mrs. Beecham (to Sybylla): So you’re dear Harriet’s daughter. Pity, there’s little resemblance. Sybylla (to Aunt Helen): And I know he wouldn’t want to marry me. Even if I wanted to get married, which I don’t. Sybylla’s mother (to Sybylla): We can’t afford to keep you anymore. Page Topic: Movie...