Innocent English

Can you fwix bwoken bus? (pause) What kwind of bus? It’s bwack… Come to Uncle Otto. German agent: Did you say ‘the pearl is in the river’? Japanese agent: No, I say: ‘pearl in liver’. Duchess:Thank you, but I have already recovered it. Goodbye Struedel. Hotel Rainbow? Look Streudel, the Hindenberg...

How much money you make? Three thousand franks a week. Damn, couldn’t you buy some cologne? I am nothing without your touch my love. I am nothing without your kiss. To be in your arms each night is this man’s idea of bliss. To not hear your voice each day, is to die 7 times by Gods wrath. If...

I’m a guest here. I’ll be treated with respect, Sergeant Opie. If having a difficult marriage makes me a murderer, you’d be Son of Sam. If I want to discuss the S&P 500, I’ll call my broker. Men can’t say shit anymore. We’re all browbeaten by youth-obsessed old bitches fresh from chemical peels....

-Casey fucking Ryback? -Who’s Casey fucking Ryback? -They said you were dead. -Yeah, very restful, no phone calls. -Y’know, ATAC has very strict rules about employees becoming involved. -Is that what this is about? -Yeah, right! I faked my own death and hijacked a passenger train because I care...

(1)I don’t like guns. (2) I know. Neither do I. (1)I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people. (1)If this is about reliving the 60s, you can forget it, buddy. The movement is dead. (2) Yes, of course. Hence the name:...

I DIDN’T CARE IF I WAS DYING OR NOT I HAD MY REVENGE AND THEN SUDDENLY IT CAME TO ME I REMEMBERD WHAT REALLY HAPPEND I DIDN’T CARE IF I WAS DYING OR NOT I HAD MY REVENGE AND THEN SUDDENLY IT CAME TO ME I REMEMBERD WHAT REALLY HAPPENED Pictures ain’t got no business being inside your head. Page...

EAT THE COOKIE!!! Look at you in your black dress. Your fancy jewels. Your pinched face. We’re not afraid of you! We laugh at you! Do you hear that? We laugh! Though it’s been many years since I last saw it, I’ll always remember that even my first impression was one of fear and wonder. My childhood...

If they catch us now, they gonna hang us! Slow down Mortikai !!! Son, you’d be amazed at the hundreds of satified students I’ve matriculated over the last fifty years. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Flim-Flam Man, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Flim-Flam Man, The’

Have you seen my daughter? it was him he was the cab driverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! Where’s Julia? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Flightplan’: Quotes from the movie ‘Flightplan’

–Sure would be a prize winner, wouldn’t it? –I’ve won every prize! –But you’ve never won a war. I don’t take sides, I take pictures. I dont take sides……. I take pictures I think I finally saw one too many bodies. Our love may not see tomorrow. Somoza? He’s a tyrant too, of course, a butcher. But,...

–You went out there to talk. Why did you kill that man? –Conversation just kinda dried up. 1) But why? We’re all Americans. 2) Yes Sir. That’s always been the saddest part. 1) Well, you can’t expect the United States Army to buy just any, old horse. 2) There ain’t ‘just any, old horse’ in that...

–It’s taken me ten years to get that damn war out of his head! –Oh, yeah? Well, it looks likes it’s still in there to me. Boy you just bought the whole can of whoop ass Boy,usin’ that martial bullshit on me’s gonna get real expensive Hacman: If we meet again, we’ll smile. If not, we’ll know that...

Tia Don’t give any Crap Maziy Maziy I’m Telling You Said Crap Tia Theres Noing Woung With Crap Mazily Oh Really I was Thinking It Was A Swear If the object of this game was to get the ball closest to the pin you would be champion of the world. ThEy HaVe ReNt-A-sHoEs, YeAh AnD rEnT-a-FoOt DiSeAsE....

1: Hey ? 2: hi. 1: heyhey? 2: hey. 1: hi 2: so about those fleas. 1: they are bad. 1: There was a flea in her ear. 2: Really? 1:Yup! 1: there was a flea in her ear! 2:Really? hey hey hey hey hey Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Flea in Her Ear, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Flea in Her Ear, A’

Every morning I wake up and thank God for drugs and subversion and murder…becuase without them we’d be out of a job. Like my Daddy always said,If you can’t get out of it, get into it. I thought your daddy used to say,If you can’t fix it, fuck it. He said that, too. Who’s That Memory In Your Eyes....

Gin, Phil. sweet ginga brown! The upside-down fan is Phil Brody. When you plant a tree, you don’t have to swing on it the next day. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Flamingo Kid, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Flamingo Kid, The’

‘Flaming Star’ I’ve been killed already. I’m just stubborn about dying. I saw the flaming star of death. I gotta last long enough to get into the hills and die…You live for me. Pacer. Hey, Pacer! Pacer! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Flaming Star’: Quotes from the movie ‘Flaming Star’

Fix bayonets! Some men are afraid of high places. Some are afraid of water. And some are afraid of being responsible for the death of a lot of other guys. When you hear a tank, that’s the main event. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Fixed Bayonets!’: Quotes from the movie ‘Fixed Bayonets!’