Innocent English

(1) Do you think you could beat up Bruce Lee? (2) No, Joseph. (1) Even if he wasn’t allowed to kick, and you were really mad at him? (1) I’m gonna ask you a question, and it’s going to sound a little weird, so just think about it. Do you remember me ever being sick? (2) I, I don’t, I can’t...

Are you a priest? No, I’m a mechanic. Audry, the world is not gonna come to an end when there’s so many people making so much money. Don’t you like working at Burger World? He seems like a nice man. Even though he killed your father and your sister? I don’t trust anybody. I want to be a carpenter....

-what are you thinking? -I was just thinking how happy i am. A broom…..among brooms….in a broom closet. All I’m saying is that morality has changed since Oedipus. Are you only searching for pleasure? Or is every woman a new land, who’s secrets you want to discover? You want to know what she’s going...

Everbody thinks about it!….Thinking doesn’t count! I didn’t get to drink my tea…OK! Mr. Problem-solver….What a laugh! That reject from the thigh-master info-mercial!? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Fish in the Bathtub, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Fish in the Bathtub, A’

So, gentlemen, we meet again. The wine list? I got it memorized: white and red. We need a new plan. Well, gentlemen…we meet again. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Firewalker’: Quotes from the movie ‘Firewalker’

#1: You get to drink from the fire hose!! #2: Yay!!! (Somebody gets thrown out of an overhead window) GEORGE: (looks up) Hey, Kuni! KUNI: Hiya, George! GEORGE: Beginners class today, huh? KUNI: Yeah. Dere so stupid! (Another student gets thrown out a window) STUPID!!! 1)Ahhh, a red snapper! Mmmmm,...

1) Are you English? 2) No. 1) Do you speak English? 2) Yes. 1) Then bugger away, lady! 1) What do you do out there? 2) If you ever go out there, I’ll kill you! I’ll murder you! 1) How? 1) I’ll stab you in the heart! 1) Yes, that would do it. 2) It would! You’d be dead. 1) You’d have to bury me. 2)...

–You smell great. –You’re very observant. This is my favorite movie ever. It’s a 80’s version of romeo and juliet. this is my favorite of all time Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Fire with Fire’: Quotes from the movie ‘Fire with Fire’

I’m just here doing God’s work. If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he’d trade you in for a pet monkey. Now…. how you wanna do this? You wanna play this game all the way? I’ll have 300 agents come up here, into this little hick town, and crawl up every orifice you got… When its over you...

#1-Newman I want you to set up a surveillance on Miss Bineaux around the clock and get a tap order for her phones here and at work. #2-He won’t make a mistake like that. #1-Oh he’ll contact her I’ll bet my Bears tickets on it. -I think you owe me an apology. -I know. I know. But… -But what?...

#1 The batteries dead. Whatever juice was left we used up when we manouvered. #2 What about the diesels? #1 The star boards a wreck. We need to dry dock to fix it. The port side diesles the good news. One of the crowds had a wretnch not, didn’t know a piston head from his sister’s tittie. I think I...

Abort mission? But I can see the damn japs from here! Splash the zeros. This is the USS Nimitz. Where the hell are we? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Final Countdown, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Final Countdown, The’

–Do you come out here a lot? –No, just in moments of existential anxiety and when I want to impress a date. I look at people’s thoughts and see what they really mean. You do that a while and people stop surprising you. I just want to be surprised. I’m trying to turn her neurotic misery into general...

–And I thought this man was a coward. –Coward, sir. From now on, every time I hear the name Plunkett, I’ll stand to attention and salute. Father, I have been talking to your boss. I don’t go for that Holly Joe stuff. When did an Irishman need a prayer in a fight? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

Man) There’s another law stronger than the common law. Priest) What’s that? Man) The law of the land. She’s a woman like your mother. If we knew how to keep the women happy we’d still be in paradise. Who ever gave you the right to call me Bull, you pratey snappin son of a bitch! Page Topic: Movie...

It’s not just a car. It’s a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang convertible. 1)the name’s toby-N-tucker, but folks around here call me tnt. you know why they call me tnt? 2) because there not very imaginative. 1) no, because like tnt when i go off people get hurt. 40000 people die every day. Why aren´t...

–I go fast enough. –You can never go fast enough. color me gone baby Here’s to your destruction! -Same to ya. If I’m not grounded pretty soon, I’m gonna go into orbit. Performance and image. That’s what it’s all about. The Girl: Say, which way we going? The Mechanic: East. The Girl: That’s cool. I...