Innocent English

(1) I dont get it. What’s wrong with me? (2) At the moment, large quantities of alcohol. (on phone)…George, it is 4 a.m. in the morning, can’t you just talk to whatever Mensa candidate your with? *after kissing new assistant very loudly in front of an old couple in the elevator* Don’t worry. I own...

1. Listen to me, you asshole! This is whats gonna happen; you buried me in this shit, you’re gonna dig me out. You’re gonna give me the money. 2. What money? 1. I’m gonna go pay that motel guy off! 2. There is no money! 1. You lying sack of shit!! (choking him) 2. (being choked) Ah, I don’t have it...

In case I get any mail, you can send it to Kansas City prison for the next month… after that, you can send it to hell!! In one section they had hundreds of samples of human hair, and every known animal, even a wombat. Lucy said the F.B.I. would be a very valuable organisation if we ever had a...

Gotta come down out of the clouds, gnetlemen. And get into the business…of winning the war. Hey, Oppenheimer! Oppenheimer! You oughta stop playing God,’cause you’re no good at it. It just makes you wonder whether there is an intelligence in the universe that isnt decended from a long line of nobel...

I got the feeling I got the feeling… We’re in this for the money, honey. Not so you can show off your damn black belt. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Fast Getaway’: Quotes from the movie ‘Fast Getaway’

Blood must be answered with blood. From this day forward, I will raise my hand to no man. I brought them music and they made me king. I could sell your heads to the Japs. What’s life without a little salt? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Farewell to the King’: Quotes from the movie ‘Farewell to the...

1) Out here it’s polite to thank someone for saving your butt. 2) My butt thanks you. 1) They’re butchering the soul of Africa 2) You talk like a bloody missionary 1) And why not? This is the last country with a soul 1) You know Dad, People need to stand up and fight for what they believe in or...

A-helen had an extra ticket to the usher concert, but she didnt invite me because she was afraid she would mary-kate’s feelings. Even though she know’s usher is my favourite! MK-I wouldnt have cared! A- Well its a little late for that now, isnt it. She already give it to lou. Being a twin bits...

Arterial Wall to the right! Man is the center of the universe. We stand in the middle of infinity between outer and inner space, and there’s no limit to either. Our miniaturizer can shrink anything. The finite mind cannot comprehend infinity, and the soul, which comes from God, is infinite. Page...

A Throat Clearer Always a Bridesmaid I’m sorry but i can sign but i don’t know the language Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Family Stone, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Family Stone, The’

I gotta get off this road! Isn’t it touching how a perfect murder has kept our friendship alive all these years. When a guy like me gets kidnapped by a woman, he wants her to be 25. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Family Plot’: Quotes from the movie ‘Family Plot’

370 horsepower, 500 foot pounds of torque, whatever that is. Color me gone baby! I beleive that Plymouth had a Hemi with a Torqueflite. I don’t believe I’ve even seen you. I don’t want to hear about it. It’s not my problem. If I’m not grounded pretty soon, I’m gonna go into ordit. Well, here we are...

–Does that mean he wants you to prove your own client is guilty of murder? –Yeah. –Well, is that ethical? –Larry, he’s a lawyer. –He’s a Jake, and I’m a Jake. –Yeah. How about that? Two Jakes. –Tell me how you got Katherine Mulwray to give you her land. –She suggested it. –What’s B and B Homes?...

jesus christ acco , get back in the fuckin car wally you like the fliks , yeah , spose they don’t have em your way, yeah we have , do ya go , yeah a bit , fuck we should go some time …and its a triple word score… 1) Give him your keys mate . 2) He’s not taking my fucking car . 1) He needs a car ,...

I wanted so badly to tell you that I loved you. The words, each time, graced my lips like an impostor, only to fall away like some great blizzard that was taken out to sea to rain it’s fury on the dark ocean, alone, unbeknownsnt to any hearing… And whether that day is tomorrow, or next week, or...

1: They’re good men, we’ve seen to that. If their orders are to attack, the only way you’ll stop them is to shoot them down. 2: We’ve got no alternative! This minute the Russians are watching their boards, trying to figure out what we’re up to. If we can’t convince them this is an accident we’re...