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Say, your floors need buffing?…I buff it gently till it beams. That’s the only people they know. The rich always marry the rich. Why is that? When he was a kid, Aldo must have wanted to be a suspect when he grew up. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Eyewitness’: Quotes from the movie ‘Eyewitness’

1)How long is this going to go on? 2)For ever! For ever? How long is what going to go on? 1)You used to think I wasn’t ever serious. Now you’re never serious. 2)How long is what going to go on? 1)The pretense that we’re happy. 2)You’ve never pretended we were happy! So who’s pretending? 1)You are....

Call me tomorrow for my pro-football game of the year. That’s here at 900-656-3100. Until then, this is Brandon Lang saying good night and good gambling. Rule number one is know what you know, know what you don’t know, and konow that I gotta know everything you know as soon as you know it. Sooner....

A man wants a woman in public and a freak in private. Have you ever noticed during spring, say early summer, men start to act up a lil bit? Mmhmm they do. They don’t act up during the winter time, cause they wanna get that indoor activity goin on. But as soon as the season breaks, girl, they show...

A year in group therapy could cure your need to be a human being. Impossible is a word I don’t retain you to use. You have a very hot hand – for an aunt. You have a very hot hand… for an aunt. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Eye of the Cat’: Quotes from the movie ‘Eye of the Cat’

1)Gentlemen, welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives! 2)That’s pretty deep…You get that line off a bumper sticker? 1)Oh no, oh no, oh – 2)Hey Max, is my vision blurred, or doesn’t that guy look like your dad? 3) Maxie! 1)[grabbing 2’s shoulders] Kill me, just kill me now! 1: The world...

German officer:God is not here today priest. is this it priest, the popes new army, a few crusty bitches and a handful of ragtags? Sarah (posessed): You’re a killer Merrin. You raised your hand, you pointed yor finger, and they died. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Exorcist: The Beginning’: Quotes...

I was just wonderin’ why do you call Billy ‘The Extreme’? (1)She work at the station, is that where you met her? (2) Jo- (3) What? (4) I don’t want to fight. (5) I’m not fighting, I’m talking. (6) I don’t want to fight. (1)You got full coverage on that truck? (2) Liability only. (3) ‘liability...

And I’m my best suspect. Anything you tell me goes right into the vault. At least we have a suspect. CODIS, the covicted felon database, it gave me zip. Inspector Shepard. Homicide. Keep your social life separate from your job. Stick to your story. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Twisted’: Quotes...

#1: You forgot the third rule…. #2: The third rule? #3: Oh yeah, the third rule. #2: Well what’s the third rule? #1+3: DUCK! (JULIUS) This is him? He looks happy — (MOTHER SUPERIOR) ( He should — that’s Sister Maria, his biology teacher. (JULIUS) I always liked biology. (MOTHER SUPERIOR) So did...

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David: Hey Junior, maybe you should lay off of the growth hormone. Junior: (in high pitched voice) Why? Don’t worry Mother, I’ll buy you another! Hey Brad, I hope you have a license to sell hotdogs, because your fly is open. Leon, Leon, look at their necks. Their necks are out of proportion with...

No matter what your sexual preference, true love is always the ultimate fantasy. Our back-up finally arrived. Late. Must have been a line up at Dunkins Donuts. We’re the only two people on this island without handcuffs. You want to fullfill my fantasy? Go paint my house. You’ve achieved a great...

I saw the Movie Executive Action I think it was only in the theaters for one week and I heard the government canceled the movie and confiscated all copies it this true In the three years after the murders of John F. Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald, eighteen material witnesses died…An actuary engaged...

1)Bad news, kid, it was baby laxative. 2)What was? 1)The stuff we got last night. 2)Baby laxative? We can’t snort baby laxative. 1)No shit…(whispers)We killed a guy for baby laxative. 2)What is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative? 1)You know, I never told anybody, but once for...

Arab? What’s that? Just a nigger wrapped up in a sheet. Guess this one. ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaa. ummm ohh ohh Miami Vice!!! I told you guys, we shouldn’t have shot Lieutenant Neidermeyer. The day we stop playing is the day we start getting old. Start watching the clock. Waiting...

‘There’s nothing that concentrates the mind like the prospect of death.’ Samuel Johnson. (narrating) The back door was open, so I let myself in. (breaks window on door and unlocks it.) –I can’t help but notice how familiar you’ve become with everything in this house. –You know what I think? I think...