Innocent English

(1)Come on lets go. (2)I’m not finished yet. (stuffs burger down the top of her dress) (2)Well your finished now. hey there midecomb Morgan)U don’t have to be with him Frankie u don’t belong to Nick.Frankie) Your right I don’t belong to Nick but I don’t belong to u either. Stay away from Frankie or...

1)You never asked me….what my name was. 2)Well…what is your name? 1)Eddgaarrrrrrrrrrrrr. Her: So what is it? Some new building? Him: No…some new brick. I like the way you look at the world…the way you make me smile. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Electric Dreams’: Quotes from the movie ‘Electric...

A man is two people: himself and his penis, of the two the second is nicer… because he shows his true feelings… Erica was so sweet this morning you could have poured her over pancakes. I’m not going to take advice from someone who broke their neck trying to suck their own dick If I had breasts like...

Granma said that when you come on something good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out where no telling it will go. Which is right. It’s been good; Next time, it’ll be better. I’ll be seein’ ya. She’s comin’ alive! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

–Isn’t that the idea? To build a better mouse trap? –Not if you’re a mouse. 1/ You wanna tell me about the dogs? 2/ Ahhh, I traded the old Packard for them 1/Dinner’s ready…. how many? 2/EVERYBODY! 1/_He’s a Jap! 2/_He’s a design engineer… 1/_He’s still a Jap! 1/_You got no chance 2/_ How can you...

(1) I can’t swim.(2) You’re joshing me!(1) I wish I were.(2) So, you’re afraid you’ll drown right? Swallow too much water, sink to the bottom and die!(1) Thank you for putting it so vividly, and yes, considering I’d sink like a rock, drowning is a fair concern!(2) Well, I guess I’m just gonna have...

1: People…think you’re gay. – 2: Is that what you want to know? Guy 1 He is checking me out. Drag Queen Oh no, he’s checkin out mama Fag hag No, he’s looking at me. Why do all of you fags think I’m a guy? You’ve shown up at the local queer bar with your make up smeared. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

It’s amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to cure it. It’s amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it. Meet the Blands! They’re square…They’re in love…And they kill people! Paul, do you think you could buy another frying pan? Page...

girls follow you around, don’t they. I don’t have to explain anything to anybody. If you want to give me a present, give me a good life. That’s something I could value. It’s awful not to be loved. It’s the worst thing in the world. Man has a choice, and it’s a choice that makes him a man. Page...

1) What’s wrong, Abby? 2) Nothing that a rooftop and an AK47 wouldn’t take care of. 1) You sound completely different on the air 2) You should hear me in the shower 1. You remember that night on the phone. 2. Yeah.. 1. Well I’m pregnant. 1. You sure it was me 2. well, I did make a lot of calls that...

A family’s like a gun, you point it in the wrong direction and you’re going to kill somebody. A family’s like a gun. You point it in the wrong direction, you’re gonna kill somebody. Gimme five dollars. He will become what others want him to be. Let’s drink for it. Whoever’s left standing wins....

1) Truman, I think I’m going to throw up! 2) Me too. 1.) Hi honey, look what I got free at the checkout. It’s a chef’s pal. It’s a dicer, grater, peeler all in one. Never needs sharpening, dishwasher safe! 2.) Wow! That’s amazing! Christof: Truman, I’ve watched you your whole life. I saw you take...

I don’t give ’em hell. I just tell the truth and they think it’s hell. I think like Harry: if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog! Oh, my God! It’s a Republican! Well, I feel like the sun, the stars and all the planets fell on me. Don’t expect too much of me. What the hell kind of word is...

Alex, the ceiling is dripping on us. My Pipes Go Bang Bang Bangity Bang Bang Bang Bang This song was big Dick’s favorite too. What are we hobbits? When I woke up she was holding me down and he was having his way Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Duplex’: Quotes from the movie ‘Duplex’

Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed. I’LL GET YOUR PRESCRIPTION!!! Yeah, chicks dig it. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dummy’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dummy’

Anyone of us is more qualified to speak than you because we have been there. We are still there. I’m fucking a totter Me 2 DUDE!! Rock ON MAN!!! :p Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Duet for One’: Quotes from the movie ‘Duet for One’