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Movie Quotes from Duellists, The: Quotes from the movie Duellists, The
Honor is appetite. I renounce love!! Kyle suck my cock Kyle what the fuck?!?! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Duellists, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Duellists, The’
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‘You’re Sicilian, huh?’ ‘Yeah, Sicilian.’ ‘Hmmm… You know, I read a lot. Especiall thins about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here’s a fact, I don’t know whether you know are not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.’ ‘Ehhh… Come again?’ ‘It’s a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping...
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Nov 3, 2008: Note: In another post about tattoo removal creams and systems, I compared and contrasted various Tattoo Removal systems, including Wrecking Balm and Tatbgone, among others. Kelly at WreckingBalm contacted me to say she felt my article didn’t accurately represent Wrecking Balm. So I...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Duel at Diablo: Quotes from the movie Duel at Diablo
–You’re going to kill me. –No. You will be alive when I bury you in the grave of my son. The Apaches have been holed up on the hellhole reservation at San Carlos – tricked, lied to, murdered. Why should they? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Duel at Diablo’: Quotes from the movie ‘Duel at Diablo’
Read more →Movie Quotes from DuckTales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp: Quotes from the movie DuckTales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody’s favourite resort until Merlock couldn’t get reservations. Then DOWN she went! Landing gear down! OOOO …MASTER ALL THIS FILP FLAPPING …MAYBE WE TAKE DE BUSS BACK WOW! I’d do that again, now that I know I’d live through it! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox, The: Quotes from the movie Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox, The
I’m not crazy about our odds, Dutchness, but I like the company. Ou est la moola you el-snatcho from my hotel room lasta noche ? Please don’t touch me plums! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox, The’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Dry White Season, A: Quotes from the movie Dry White Season, A
Blacks lead double lives – one you see and one you don’t. If they want to catch me, I’ll be caught… if they want to kill me, I’ll be dead… until then, they’re in for a hell of a ride! Law and justice are just not on speaking terms at all in South Africa. What a pretty picture! A drunken kaffa and...
Read more →Movie Quotes from True Lies: Quotes from the movie True Lies
Yup…she’s got her head in the guys lap all right… yahoo. #1: Ask me a question I would normally lie to. #2: Are we going to die? #1: Yep! #1: Is there anything you’d like to tell me before we start? #2: Yeah: I’m going to kill you pretty soon. (Girl walks in wearing large helmet) I remember the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from True Grit: Quotes from the movie True Grit
#1-Give me your cup. #2-I don’t drink coffee, thank you. #1-Well, now, what do you drink? #2-I’m partial to cold buttermilk. #1-Well, we ain’t got none of that. We ain’t got no lemonade either! #1-I hope you don’t think I’m going to keep you in whiskey? #2-I don’t buy that, I confiscate it. And a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from True Confessions: Quotes from the movie True Confessions
–I want you to get me a list of people with the same M.O. –That’s going to take awhile, sergeant. –She was cut in two. Do you think it’s an epidemic, like the flu? I busted this joint fourteen times when I was in Vice. Now I eat here every day. I think the butler did it. Looks like a leprechaun,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Drive-In: Quotes from the movie Drive-In
Disaster ’76. Dozen pair of boots. Hey Mitch…..You bitch!! Someday they’ll rebuild Rio. They’re pink orvel,pink as bubble gum. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Drive-In’: Quotes from the movie ‘Drive-In’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Dressed to Kill: Quotes from the movie Dressed to Kill
Don’t make me be a bad girl again! The term we use detective, isn’t ‘werido,’ but a person suffering from emotional displacement and problems of maladaption.’ Things are not fine. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dressed to Kill’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dressed to Kill’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Drawing Flies: Quotes from the movie Drawing Flies
a man of worth doesn’t get up to unsay what he said yesterday. fuckingbitch’s asses If a bear comes after you, just make fun of his ass. Huge butts on those animals and they dont take well to insults Wacth the Bird for me Please! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Drawing Flies’: Quotes from the movie...
Read more →Movie Quotes from True Colors: Quotes from the movie True Colors
Don’t get caught. Friendship is like the morning dew……. it settles on roses and it settles on some dogshit….. He’s FUCKING with me! My father used to say that friendship is like the morning dew………. it settles on rose petals… and it settles on some dogshit. My old man once had a saying, that...
Read more →Movie Quotes from True Believer: Quotes from the movie True Believer
–My mother find you? –That’s right. –Figures. EDDIE HE’S GUILTY. ONLY SHU AND GOD KNOW IF HE’S GUILTY AND NEITHER OF ‘EM ARE TALKING. It’s in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the fourth amendment. The phone company killed Kennedy! Well, lets not drag the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Troy: Quotes from the movie Troy
Achilles: If I let you walk out of here…If I let you take him..it doesn’t change anything. You’re still my enemy in the morning. Priam: You’re still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect. Is there no one else? Is there no one else? “There are no pacts between lions and men” (Achilles...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trouble with Harry, The: Quotes from the movie Trouble with Harry, The
1/ What do you call your rabbit? 2/ Dead 1/ Can I borrow your rabbit, Mr Marlowe? 2/ Sure Arnie, what did you want it for? 1/ You never know when a dead rabbit will come in handy 1/ How come you haven’t come to visit us more often? 2/ I didn’t know you had such a beautiful mother 1/ If you think...
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