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Hey, remember that Time when I had sex with the gorilla. Dude, that was my mom. Yea it was a great day i have bigger nuts than you, you ass munch i will kick your ass if you dont screw I i rock nuts Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dr. Sex’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dr. Sex’

When you went to see the good Dr. before you left you said … I almost though, well what did you think? Maybe that you saw a little bit of ME, Hyde in him? When you went to see the good Dr. before you left you said … I lamost though, well what did you think? Maybe that you saw a little bit of ME,...

a man can be an artist…in anything, food, whatever it depends on how good he is at it. Creasy’s art is death he’s about to paint his masterpeice. Dreamer. Inspired by a true story. dumb and dumber it’s 106 miles to chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and...

1) Binders! 2) Brassieres. 1. A child your age smoking! 2. I’m not a child, madame. I’m a midget with bad habits. 1. But I don’t know anything about…binders! 2. Brassiers, sister. Brassiers. 1. Evidently Sister Ursula’s German accent amuses you. 2. I didn’t know she was German. 1. Get rid of the...

#1 throw me a lifesaver. (while drowning) #2 Butterscotch or Spearmint? (Robin Leach) It’s Kaki wishes,and cookie dreams. … and we don’t go around ‘tossing’ our leaders out on their butts. …left to be ravaged by lonely mountain men. Really lonely mountain men. 1) 56 hundred. 2)You know, there’s a...

Downtown. I came to you for help and you wouldnt help me so you can kiss my white ass! It takes two. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Downtown’: Quotes from the movie ‘Downtown’

I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream. If looks could kill, I am a-dead now. It is a sad and beautiful world. It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop. She used to say it’s a big melting pot, because when you bring it to a boil, all the scum rises to the top. Page Topic:...

I love you can mean alot of things. It could mean you’ll do till someone better comes along, or I don’t know how to describe what I feel but I know I should say this. Or Shut up I’m watching T.V. I saw it on TV so it’s gotta be true! I’m so pissed at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple...

#1: Sometimes I wish I were back in that garage. #2: That can be arranged, Walter. #1: User requests are what computers are for! #2: DOING OUR BUSINESS is what computers are for. 1)It’s our friend the boy detective. He’s nosing around again. 2)Flynn? 1)Yes. It felt like Flynn. All that is visible...

Act 2. The Ball and Tromeo’s agony of bliss. His balls be blue, young men prey take on this Boofball. Dickbag. Peon. Freak. Cocksucker. Shithead, ratcatcher, geek. Loser, anus, fruitcake, lunk, fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. Cunt. Assfuck; ah, that one’s close to the mark. How ’bout guinea, schmuck, or...

Are you nuts? i dont get why you guys brougth the movie to the u.s.a keep it where you made it its creepy when the mom gets eaten you clowns. i think da movie should be burned it sucks I’m Sheriff Gene Freak. Nilbog? That’s Goblin spelled backwards! They are eating her, they are going to eat me...

–Is it just you three or is your entire gender mentally deficient? –It’s pretty much all of us. –They’re $4.75. –I got .357! 1) so whos gonna be at Kenny Ashton’s? 2) Kegs… lots of em… 1: I don’t know Kyle, you’re pretty in touch with your feelings man. 2: That’s because I’m sensitive asswipe Brad:...

#1 I’ll make a deal with you I’ll go to your mom’s wedding if you go. #2 Ok deal #1 Good we can sit in the back and make fun of them together. –You may not know me, but you do know Danny. –Oh, I know. He lies. He lies to just about everybody. But you know what? –What? –He doesn’t lie to me. I’m not...

Now it’s time to have some fun! play with this BITCH!!!!!!!!! SUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPRRRRRRRRIIIIISSSSSEEE!!!!!!! DOnt i look like dolly!!!!??? plaY WITH THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! dont i look like dolly!!!!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSUuuuuuuuuurprise!!!!!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dolly Dearest’: Quotes from...

In my jungle you’d be just another asshole Remember, you have to make it home to get paid. Vive le mort! Vive la guerre! Vive le sacre mercenaire! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dogs of War, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dogs of War, The’

–What am I suppose to do? –Go home. And kept your mouth shut. Just the facts, ma’am. Just like Dragnet. The bad guys have to pay the piper sooner or later. There is the law and there is justice. Used to be the good guys were the good guys, and the bad guys were the bad guys. Page Topic: Movie...

Dying all alone? There’s worse things! Goodbye, Bountiful. Bye. Gotta get back and smell that salt air and work that dirt…I haven’t had my hands in dirt in 20 years. I used to sit on our front gallery every morning and every evening just to nod hello to Roy John Murray. It’s too early for hymn...

Have you ever had cum in your eye? It BURRRNS!! he’s a go-go boy i allways wanted someone to go down while i was playing the piano i just didn’t feel like i fit in with their culture. you suck dick right? I’m so glam baby – you don’t even know how glam I am. It’s big, it’s beautiful, and you’re...