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Movie Quotes from Dodsworth: Quotes from the movie Dodsworth
Fran: Do you think you’ll ever get me out of your blood? Sam: Maybe Not, but love has got to stop someplace short of suicide. Have you ever noticed how transparent people are when you really look at them? Have you thought how little happiness there can be for the old wife of a young husband? Page...
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Dog honest gang. Someone. Where can i order this movie? yjghjgh Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Doberman Gang, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Doberman Gang, The’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Divorce American Style: Quotes from the movie Divorce American Style
–What do I look like to you, a dog? –You said it, I didn’t. Men don’t grow up, they just grow old. The uranium mine to her, and the shaft to me. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Divorce American Style’: Quotes from the movie ‘Divorce American Style’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trial and Error: Quotes from the movie Trial and Error
‘Engraved copper portraits of the great emancipator’? Aren’t they pennies? –Put me on the stand. –What am I going to ask you? –One question. –Your honor! –Let him finish. All the time in the world. Charlie, I need you! Gerry Spence? Miss Garner! Control yourself. Nobody breathe! I will have order...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Disorderlies: Quotes from the movie Disorderlies
Baby, you’re a rich man. Step off home boy STOP BUGGIN THIS IS MY FRIEND COOL AL OVER HERE HE’S INTO DRUGS WE ONY HAVE ONE RULE IN THIS HOUSE. DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Disorderlies’: Quotes from the movie ‘Disorderlies’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The: Quotes from the movie Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The
I hate cellos. Most orchestras have dropped them. Marijuana isn’t a drug. Look at what goes on in Vietnam. From the general down to the private, they all smoke. We have no pyramids in Miranda. Mexico and Guatemala have pyramids. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Disappearance: Quotes from the movie Disappearance
(1)Waddaya think, cow? (2)Maybe some geriatric cow. (1)You know what the problem is? (2)Hmmm. Car won’t start. It’s just me now. Everybody’s gone. Rachel and Bryan and Steve. It’s like one second you’re alive, then wham! You’re toast. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Disappearance’: Quotes from the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trespass: Quotes from the movie Trespass
Depths of hell. Gold. It’s all about gold. Gotta do what I gotta do. I check my bank. I’m gonna smoke him. It’s all about survival. It’s all about gettin’ yours. On the wall. Quick way out. Someone who just threw a guy off a roof isn’t going to call the cops. wasup man, diyou get rid of the body ?...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Tremors 2 Aftershocks: Quotes from the movie Tremors 2 Aftershocks
(howl)1. is that a coyote? 2. yeah 1. he better keep quiet (howl, monster roar then quiet) 2. yep 1.doesnt anything seem to get you down 2.well, i am blessed with a sunny disposition, people seem to like it 1.hey theres pedro 2.he stopped 1.maybe hes takin a leak (time passes)2.thats a long leak...
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(1)I’m a victim of circumstance. (2) I thought you called it your pecker! ….. slicker than snot & I aint lyin’… 1) What, no breakfast? 2) Its your turn. 1) Why are you taking that vacuum cleaner..you never use it. 2) I like this vacuum cleaner, its good for parts. Besides we might hire ourselves a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trees Lounge: Quotes from the movie Trees Lounge
–Who was that, Jerry Lewis? –Jerry Lewis? You thought that was Jerry Lewis? Break it to me gently. Either it’s love or it isn’t. I never had a dream come true. I understand just how you feel. If I wiin, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me. Roll on down the highway. So this...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Diary of Anne Frank, The: Quotes from the movie Diary of Anne Frank, The
Damn fucking Nazis. (Dutch version) Even after all that’s happened I still believe people are good at heart. For the past two years we have lived in fear. Now we can live in hope. In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. We don’t need the Nazis to destroy us....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Treasure Planet: Quotes from the movie Treasure Planet
(Amelia): Let me put this as mono-sylabic as possible, I don’t much care for this crew YOU highered, thier… how did I describe them Arrow, I said something rather good this morning before coffie.(Arrow): A ludacris parsel of dribbling galoots…Ma’am. (Amelia): There you go.. poetry (Amelia):Doctor...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The: Quotes from the movie Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The
–Good luck. –Same to you. A thousand men, say, go searchin’ for gold. After six months, one of them’s lucky: one out of a thousand. His find represents not only his own labor, but that of nine hundred and ninety-nine others to boot. That’s six thousand months, five hundred years, scramblin’ over a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trapped in Paradise: Quotes from the movie Trapped in Paradise
#1) the jury tells us that you are incapable of telling the truth #2) Well thats a lie! 1)Oh, did you want to talk to her? 2)Yes!!! I wanted to talk to her! 1)Who are you? 2)I’m Fred. 1)Flintstone? 1:you witch!2:I wish I were a witch cuz then i’d shove my broomstick right up your ass Four lefts is...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trapped: Quotes from the movie Trapped
–Abby, are you all right? –Yeah, I was just looking at crabs. –Will you wiggle your wings after you takeoff? –Better watch and see. Any kid can survive 24 hours. Believe me, I put up with it for years. Don’t Move or i’ll castrate you!!!!!!! He’s kind of scary-looking. I like that! Your daughter was...
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