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Movie Quotes from Diary of a Mad Housewife: Quotes from the movie Diary of a Mad Housewife
how ’bout a little role in de hay?? Ride with me. tiNA!!!!!! What has she got twisted old boy? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Diary of a Mad Housewife’: Quotes from the movie ‘Diary of a Mad Housewife’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Diamonds: Quotes from the movie Diamonds
Diamonds. i can no more consult with you than i can apologize to the dead. I don’t know, all I ever wanted was to be like my father. Didn’t your father die in the line of duty? Yes. Then don’t worry in a few minutes, your going to be just like your father. Keeps the world alive. Page Topic: Movie...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Devil in the Flesh: Quotes from the movie Devil in the Flesh
Is this fun for you? Spare the rod, spoil the child is that the idea? Is this how you raised my mother? No wonder she was such a XXXXing bitch! What is it with guys? Do you stop understanding English as soon as you get a hard on? No means no DAMN IT. You didnt have any sympathy, my mother didnt...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Transylvania 6-5000: Quotes from the movie Transylvania 6-5000
1)Alive, alive, alive 2)Dead! 1)Alive, alive, alive 2)Dead! 1)May I suggest something? (2)You do suggest something,a baboon. 1: You can’t fire me, I’m your son. 2: Prove it! Father, I’m your son, Brian. No your not my son’s name was Brian. What do you mean, I’m Brian. Oh, it’s nice to see you Brian...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Transporter, The: Quotes from the movie Transporter, The
I always say how a man treats his car, he treats himself. I got sick of all my best efforts being turned into bullshit by the people who paid me to do them in the first place I like it quiet in the morning. I’m ex-military. Maybe she’ll even learn to love me again someday. *Gunshot in the distance*...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Transporter 2, The: Quotes from the movie Transporter 2, The
And in the jungle, you either eat or be eaten. Don’t you have homework to do? I need antidote. The driver, he inject me with virus. I’m looking for a transporter. My problem isn’t physical…It’s psychological. This is not a war zone! This is an American city! Water is water. Sand is sand. Here,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Transformers: The Movie, The: Quotes from the movie Transformers: The Movie, The
1)The Insecticons are in our way! 2)Wrong! They’re OUR WAY IN! 1. I’ve waited an eternity for this… Its over Prime. 2. NEVER! A: Silence or you will be held in contempt of this court. B: I have nothing BUT contempt for this court. BAH WEEB GRANA WEEB NINNY BAUM BAH WEEB GRANNA WEEB NINNY BAUM Come...
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“We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them is secret. Waiting. Protecting. I have been witness to their capacity for courage and sacrifice. Though internally and in many other ways we are literally worlds apart, as with us there is more to them then meets the eye.”...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Destination Tokyo: Quotes from the movie Destination Tokyo
Appeasement has come home to roost men I just want to kill Japs. To the gallant officers and the men of the silent service, to our submarines now on war patrol in hostile waters, good luck and good hunting. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Destination Tokyo’: Quotes from the movie ‘Destination Tokyo’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Desperately Seeking Susan: Quotes from the movie Desperately Seeking Susan
-Susan! My God, we thought you were dead! -No, just in New Jersey 1) We thought you were dead. 2) No. Just in New Jersey. 1:I can’t believe the two of you are eating in a crisis like this! 2:We’re nervous; whad’ya want? 1:Then take a valium like a normal person! Good going, stranger. Take a valium...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Desperate Measures: Quotes from the movie Desperate Measures
Do you like school, Matt? How many people are going to have to die here tonight so that kid of yours can live? matt:My dads coming to got you and you got a gun You have to appreciate the irony. After all these years of being locked up, I’m given the opportunity to kill again. A cop’s kid too, and...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Desperate Living: Quotes from the movie Desperate Living
(answering phone) Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is sorry? How can you possibly repay the last few seconds you have stolen from my life? I HATE YOU ! Your husband, your children, ALL YOUR RELATIVES !!! (out the window to the neighborhood...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Desert Blue: Quotes from the movie Desert Blue
–Remember: one person’s interminable stretch of highway is… –Is another person’s road to adventure. Crazy? Crazy is NOT to see the giant ice-cream cone. How’d you like to tell your friends we were in Baxter–Oh, did ya see the giant ice-cream cone? No, we missed it. THAT would be crazy. Haley:) Hey,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Demon Seed: Quotes from the movie Demon Seed
Marlene: I live When are you going to let me out of this box? You find me boring. I’m quite interesting…My dream turns out to be your nightmare. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Demon Seed’: Quotes from the movie ‘Demon Seed’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trainspotting: Quotes from the movie Trainspotting
*shouting* USELESS MOTHERFUCKER, THAT’S WHAT SHE CALLED ME! …I JUST NEED ONE MORE FUCKN HIT! YA FUCKS! …propelling ourselves with longing towards the day when it would all go wrong… 1) Did you bring the cards? 2) No, I did not bother. 1) I told you to bring the cards! 2) Why didn’t YOU bring them?...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Training Day: Quotes from the movie Training Day
Jake Hoyt: This car is not from the motor pool. Alonzo Harris: It’s not, sexy though, ain’t it? Jake Hoyt: So, where’s the office? Back at division? Alonzo Harris: You’re in the office, baby. Jake Hoyt: That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third! #1. (gun shot)...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Train, The: Quotes from the movie Train, The
–I don’t like it. –Who does? –I mean the art train. If the Germans want it so much, maybe we should do something. –I knew of books being burned, other things. I was terrified that these would be lost. –A book is worth a few francs. We Germans can afford to destroy those. We all may not appreciate...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Delta Force, The: Quotes from the movie Delta Force, The
–Did anyone ever tell you that you have beautiful legs? –Oh, Nick! You can’t see them from here. ft6ue6ue6 e6uye6 6ye56e I was in Beirut twenty years ago. You should’ve been here then. It was beautiful. Beirut had casinos, dances, parties, concerts. It was the Las Vegas of the Middle East. I’ll see...
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