Innocent English

–You broke my nose! –It looks better that way! and other heavenly bodies Feel under your desk. You got gum down there dating back to the Neanderthal days. The gums not the worst, it is the boogers that freak me out. You get hepatitis from the fresh ones. He watches television. Page Topic: Movie...

1)If you and daddy split up, do I get my own apartment? 2)First of all we’re not breaking up. Second of all, you’re 12. You’re not getting your own apartment. 1)My friend Sandy did. 2)Sandys parents are in the mob. End of discussion. 1. The walls are too bright. 2. What is that? Some sort of World...

A policeman’s work is never done. I thought discretion the better part of valor, Jane. Marble her name, marble her nature. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Murder, She Said’: Quotes from the movie ‘Murder, She Said’

(Frank): You know, you’re wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right? (Phelan): Yeah, I do it for the ladies. (Frank): Oh – the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? – You guys ought to come by Sunday for my birthday party. embarrasing pause – You...

Did you know that eating alone could cause kidney damage? And that’s BAD. Don’t be afraid. I have a good heart. God knows when a single hair moves on your head. Hell?!? (points to head) This is hell. RIGHT HERE! How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams… at...

(1) You see, something’s going to happen. You must leave. (2) What? What’s gonna happen? (1) Something wonderful. –Dr. Chandra, will I dream? –I don’t know. –I miss a hot dog. –Astrodome. Good hot dogs there. –Astrodome? You can’t grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs...

1) Oh, yes sir, the Italian gentleman. 2) Does he speak English? 3) A kind of English, sir. I think he learned it in a place called Chicago. Ah, here’s your ticket, Monsieur Poirot. I’m afraid you’re still got another hour. I was born backwards. Only by interrogating the other passengers could I...

Freddie Munster: He’s bound to tell the police; and you know how stuffy they are about counterfeiting. Freddie: He’s bound to tell the police; and you know how stuffy they are about counterfeiting. Grandpa! I want to go to the party and put on funny hats. Home Insurance Quote Australia Page Topic:...

David… again we want to wish you a happy Birthday and Godspeed. We’ll talk to you again tomorrow. ‘Bye. –What’s that? Chicken? –Something like that. Tastes the same anyway. Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Dave, my mind is...

1. So where’s this party? Soho? 2. Noho 1. I thought you said Soho 2. No I said Noho 1. That’s not even a real place, they just made that up, that’s not even on the map or nothn’. 1. What’s this? 2. It’s your present fuck-head, Open it. 555-1082. Bartender: So, how do you like your eggs done in the...

–Captain, we’re under attack! –Naturally, since you invaded their privacy, they have every right to invade ours. –You said you had a plan. –I do have a plan. Trouble is, it won’t work. Freedom is worth paying for… Giant squid astern, sir! I am the avenger! There are limits beyond which man and his...

–You’re quite a beautiful woman. –If you say so, darling. She was a good cook as good cooks go. And as good cooks go, she went. This is the people’s war. It is our war. We are the fighters. Fight it then. Fight it with all that is in us and may God defend the right. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

–I didn’t take your life, Stan. I gave you one. –Yeah, but you coulda been nicer. Hey … look what just fell outta my nose! I’m in a small town…Reduce Speed. Moses called, he says you’re a good fuck. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mr. Saturday Night’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mr. Saturday Night’

dont even think bout takin the convertible 1)hey where did you find those toys, in the bottom of a cereal box? Tyrese)haha very funny fonzy…ass 1)When are u gonna shift me like that? 2)…When u get the right equipment! 1: How about you bring that body by the shop later and we can work on your front...

–How can you take this loser’s word? You can’t believe him! –I’ll take his word over yours. It’s been my experience, more often than not, that a loser has more honor than a winner. –How did you find me? –I looked you up in the phone book, under ‘Washout.’ –You better tell him I’m not fucking...

–War nerves? Who said war nerves? –I heard it on that radio there. –Radio’s wrong. AN6 Daddy. Down By The Ohio. Get in the back of the tank. Hey, there’s a kraut on board too. We got the whole damn Axis here. Hold your fire! Pass it on. I’ve learned a very important lesson today, I’ll never shop...

If the price is right, the job is right. Mean is a personality trait, not necessarily my character. They used to call you the one-man mean machine. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mr. Mean’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mr. Mean’