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Movie Quotes from Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold: Quotes from the movie Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold
–I’m gonna retire after this mission. –You say that every time. Always the hard way! I didn’t fight…I gave a motivational seminar. My turn to teach. who said I’ll see you when I see you in the movie Delta Force? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold’: Quotes from the...
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A messed up man is redundant. I’m saving to buy a house. most women have a few bariiers around their heart, but Eva has am electrified fence with rabid pit bulls. No woman wants a man another woman doesnt already want This isn’t goodbye. It’s hello, but in reverse! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Defiant Ones, The: Quotes from the movie Defiant Ones, The
–How come they chained a white man to a black? –The warden’s got a sense of humor. –Thanks for pulling me out. –Man, I didn’t pull you out. I stopped you from pulling me in. I ain’t gettin’ mad, Joker. I been mad all my natural life. They’ll kill each other in five miles. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Deeply: Quotes from the movie Deeply
A good story has the power to heal the soul. Love does strange things to a girl. The only thing worse then taking the chosen one, is taking the chosen’s true love. Understanding and caring are two different things. Both are hard to come by. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Deeply’: Quotes from the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Traffic: Quotes from the movie Traffic
!Que chingon! (What a badass!) 1)No long distance calls, all right? 2)Use 1-800-CRIMINAL if you do. 1)That’s good coke. 2)It should be. It’s yours. 1)What are your policies on treatment of addiction? 2)Treatment of addiction . . . addicts treat themselves. They overdose, and there’s one less to...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Trading Places: Quotes from the movie Trading Places
#1. Didnt I tell you the phone in the limo was busted,so I cant get ahold of my bitches. #2.YEAH! The phone in the limo is busted. What is ya? Ignorant! #1: Merry New Year! #2: It’s ‘Happy’ New Year. (1)Looking good Billy Ray. (2)Feeling good Louis. (both yelling) (1)Looking good, Billy Ray!...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Toys: Quotes from the movie Toys
Leslie : My God, FAO Schwarzkopf! 1: Oh this is a great one. This should go on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Not the swimsuit issue, but the boxing. (in a high pitched female voice) I never should have gone in the ring, but I will beat her in three rounds. I want the belt to go with my purse. 2:...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Deep Cover: Quotes from the movie Deep Cover
Business is improving. What kind of monster have I created? With dreams begin responsibilities. You in a coma motherfucker??!?!?? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Deep Cover’: Quotes from the movie ‘Deep Cover’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Death Wish V: The Face of Death: Quotes from the movie Death Wish V: The Face of Death
Do guns make you nervous? Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous. Olivia! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Death Wish V: The Face of Death’: Quotes from the movie ‘Death Wish V: The Face of Death’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Toy, The: Quotes from the movie Toy, The
#1 You Ass. #2 How many times have I told you it’s U.S. –Are you crazy? –Yes, but trust me. –Tim O’Brien, toys. –Jack Brown, windows. 1) Why did you stop? 2) My Dominos just went down! Are you brown all over, Mr. Brown? Eric, your too old to bath with another naked man… Friends do not put fart...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Toy Story 2: Quotes from the movie Toy Story 2
#1- Squawk! #2- What’s that? Jessie & Prospector are trapped in the old abandon mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they’re about to be blown to smithereens? #1-I’ll never give in you killed my father! #2-No Buzz, I AM YOU FATHER. #1-Noooo! …and I’m...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Toy Story: Quotes from the movie Toy Story
#1- Gaddily bob-howdy! #2- Oh, shut up. #1- I think you have had enough tea for today let’s get you out of here Buzz. #2- Don’t you get it? Do you see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! (SID);i dont wanna ride the pony 1) Buzz! Hey! Buzz, are you okay? 2) Gone! It’s all gone. All of it’s gone....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Toy Soldiers: Quotes from the movie Toy Soldiers
–What does your father do, William? –He’s a contractor. Billy: We’ve gotta strike back or I’m going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school. Joey: Billy, You were born looking like a douche bag. Billy: The school gets taken over by terriosts and I am still on pots and pans! Cali:...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Toxic Avenger, The: Quotes from the movie Toxic Avenger, The
#1) Hey man, how ’bout some nice young poon tang, huh? #2) You said you were going to take me to the David Bowie concert. He’s not David Bowie! #1) Only 12 years old and only 12 dollars. #1) Did you see her face when I punched her? #2) Beat that ‘ol lady like a dog! #1) How about meeting in the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Death of a Salesman: Quotes from the movie Death of a Salesman
i’m the New England Man Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You’ll never get out of the jungle that way. Quotes You didn’t smash the car did you? Linda to Willy This shows that some thing like this has happened to Willy before and that Linda is worried about him. “But you didn’t rest your...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Deadly Illusion: Quotes from the movie Deadly Illusion
By the way, what the hell was in those green bottles? I never did like two-faced women. It’s amazing how greed and growing old make people act strange. At least those are two things I’ll never have to worry about. I thought this Christmas season was going to be, you know, the kind you see in...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Deadline: Quotes from the movie Deadline
A journalist makes himself the hero of the story. A reporter is only a witness. I don’t like him. I’ll think of a reason later. It may not be the oldest profession, but it’s the best. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Deadline’: Quotes from the movie ‘Deadline’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Dead, The: Quotes from the movie Dead, The
How poor a part I played in your life. What were you like then? I think he died for me. One by one they were becoming shades. Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age. One day we shall all become shadows. Why do I feel this...
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