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Movie Quotes from Toxic Avenger, Part II, The: Quotes from the movie Toxic Avenger, Part II, The

After a long day of crime fighting, I like to play a little basketball. Fuck you, David Mamet. I am the Big Mac. I am the big cheese. You could say I am the Big Mac with cheese. In the shadow of the big city, with it’s big buildings, big businesses, and big people…was my home town Tromaville, with...

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Movie Quotes from Towering Inferno, The: Quotes from the movie Towering Inferno, The

– 7.30pm on the dot….. I hope you like your men prompt……. – At my age I only care that they turn up at all….. –Did you leave a cigarette burning? –That’s not a cigarette. –I brought you up here to sell you a thousand shares in Greater Anaheim Power and Light. –Is it a good investment? –There is no...

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Movie Quotes from Tough Guys: Quotes from the movie Tough Guys

I’m beginning to think old is a dirty word. Keep it up, Arch, and I’ll drill another hole in that chin of yours. Let’s Have Some Fun. Nasty. Rags To Riches. Set It Straight. So Hip It Hurts. Tough Enough Work That Body. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Tough Guys’: Quotes from the movie ‘Tough Guys’

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Movie Quotes from Touch of Evil: Quotes from the movie Touch of Evil

–This could be very bad for us. –For us? –For Mexico, I mean. A lawyer, all a lawyer cares about is the law. A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state. An hour ago Rudy Linnekar had this town in his pocket, now you can strain him through a sieve. Darling, you’re a mess. You should lay off...

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Movie Quotes from Dead and Buried: Quotes from the movie Dead and Buried

Call it black magic. Thank you for the attitude adjustment. Info assimilated. Santamonious arsehole. You can try to kill me, Dan. But you can’t. You can only make me dead. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dead and Buried’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dead and Buried’

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Movie Quotes from Dead Alive: Quotes from the movie Dead Alive

I dunno I kick ass for the Lord I kick ass for the lord! Stand back boy! This calls for some divine intervention! your mother at my dog Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dead Alive’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dead Alive’

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Movie Quotes from Days of Heaven: Quotes from the movie Days of Heaven

Nobody’s perfect. There was never a perfect person around. You just have half-angel and half-devil in you. She was a good friend of mine. We used to do things together. We used to have fun. We used to roam the streets. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Days of Heaven’: Quotes from the movie ‘Days of...

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Movie Quotes from David and Lisa: Quotes from the movie David and Lisa

–Me, the same, Lisa’s the name. –Me, the same, David’s the name. I see a girl who looks like a pearl. If you’re normal, who wants to be normal? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘David and Lisa’: Quotes from the movie ‘David and Lisa’

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Movie Quotes from Total Recall: Quotes from the movie Total Recall

(1) Recall? (2) Ya, recall. (1) Goddammit, I told you not to go to those brain butchers! ….crunch…see you at the party ricther! ..I don’t wanna spoil it for you, Doug, but rest assured, by the time the trip is over, you get the girl, kill the bad guys, and save the entire planet. Now you tell...

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Movie Quotes from Total Eclipse: Quotes from the movie Total Eclipse

1)I found it. 2)What? 1)Eternity. Where the sun mingles with the sea. 1: I suppose you think I’ve been just lying here all these weeks in a state of paralyzed sloth. 2: Well, not necessarily. 1: Well I have, but bubbling beneath the surface and rising slowly through the layers of indifference has...

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Movie Quotes from Dark Star: Quotes from the movie Dark Star

Awwwwwww,I gotta do everything around here Bomb #20: True. But since this is so, I have no real proof that you’re telling me all this. Doolittle: That’s all beside the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates. Bomb #20: Hmmmm…. Doolittle: So, if you detonate… Bomb #20: In...

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Movie Quotes from Dark Mirror, The: Quotes from the movie Dark Mirror, The

–What causes hallucinations? –Bad nerves. All women are rivals, fundamentally. I don’t mind ordinary music. It’s the wonderful stuff that bores me. There ought to be a state law against selling gloves to murderers. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dark Mirror, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Dark...

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Movie Quotes from Torn Curtain: Quotes from the movie Torn Curtain

–The heat’s on again. –I’ll say. –You’re a scientist, and you’re supposed to respect a natural order in all things. Breakfast comes before lunch…And marriage should come before a honeymoon cruise. –You’re on the wrong boat. Against all the evidence, Michael, I’d say you had a very unscientific...

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Movie Quotes from Tora! Tora! Tora!: Quotes from the movie Tora! Tora! Tora!

1/ In all my 50 years of public service, I have never seen a document so full of imfamous falsehoods and distortions…. on a scale so huge, that I never imagined ’til today, that any government on this planet was capable of uttering them! 2/ Mr Hull….. 1/ Go!!!! 1/_Sir, This is Private Elliot at...

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Movie Quotes from Danton: Quotes from the movie Danton

Liberty is like growing up – you have to suffer. The greater good excuses minor evils. Without bread, there’s no law, freedom, justice. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Danton’: Quotes from the movie ‘Danton’

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Movie Quotes from Dancer, Texas Pop. 81: Quotes from the movie Dancer, Texas Pop. 81

he don’t say much he would never do that you know – level the trailor. it’d be too much like putting down roots no ma’am it don’t work like that. women don’t go for nice guys, they go for guys like him and try and make ’em nice We’ve missed you at church these last few years. Page Topic: Movie...

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