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1) You think I don’t know what you’re up to? 2) Is it working? 1) Your fly is open 2) I bet it is 1)There you are 2) Oh good i was wondering where i was 1.)There you are. 2.)Thanks, I was wondering where I was. Bea: I wanna do that too!!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dance with Me’: Quotes from...

Dear Mr. Blakely: Congratulations on your forthcoming marriage. Please return the front door key immediately. I don’t take any of them seriously. I have forgiven David. I only wish I could have found it in my heart to forgive him when he was alive. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Dance with a...

–Diplomats’ wives should not talk. –All wives talk. –Who could they have been? –Messengers from Columbine, the head of Topaz. –Who is it? –Your secretary. –Yes, Peggy, what is it? –Why does he hate Americans? –I was told he lost a son at the Bay of Pigs. A high Russian intelligence official has...

#1 – Where are they taking him? #2 -(german accent) They arn’t taking him anywhere. (gunshot) #1- DuQuois, introduce the American to the men. #2- Very well, this is Chevrolet, Montage, DuPont, Avantgard and DejaVu. #3- Have we not met before monsieur? #4- I don’t think so. #2- Over there...

–I don’t know you from Adam. –Maybe it’s the way I’m dressed. –What is this strange power you have over horses? –Horsepower. Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Bates. Cheek To Cheek. Isn’t This A Lovely Day (To Be Caught In The Rain). No Strings (I’m Fancy Free). The Piccolino. Top Hat, White...

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Couldn’t help you if I wanted to, fella. Gym policy. Some guys had brothers…I had Sonny. You crazy little idiot! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Daddy-O’: Quotes from the movie ‘Daddy-O’

After the plague, things really got bad. I kill slingers. I like the death. I like the misery. I LIKE THIS WORLD! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cyborg’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cyborg’

doug: whats the deal with this little claw thingy up front? antonne: is called toe pick d:toe pick?! let me guess, it has something to do with personal hiegene. kate :i wouldnt let that get in your way d: i dont let anything get in my way Fuck you…Fuck you…FUCK YOU I am the custodian of you destiny...

Kiki: can i spend the night too. MOMMY THERE TAKING JOHNNY AWAY Why are you getting a divorce? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Custody of the Heart’: Quotes from the movie ‘Custody of the Heart’

’cause he’s 100% in love with you (G)Okay, the bet is twenty dollars (M) Twenty dollars. (G) You must have carnal knowledge….of a lady this time…..on the premises. (M) It’s just not fair for you…that is…she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’. (G)No (M) She’s lost it. (G) I hate is when she does that. *1*Ya...

–I’m just an old has-been—Well, John, were you ever famous?—-No—Well, how can you be a has-been then? –Truthfully, don’t you find being a woman in the eighties complicated? –Extremely. 1. I know I’m just a washed up old has been, but- 2. Well, John were you EVER famous? 1. I love the way you never...

hh’ I learned there’s no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf. jhui Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cursed’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cursed’

a dingo ate your baby A dingo stole my baby! I don’t think a lot of people realize how important innocence is to innocent people. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cry in the Dark, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cry in the Dark, A’

Boy, there’s a champion. She not only can give it, but look at her take it. Come along, Rodney. I’ll not be insulted by an ill-bred stenographer. For fifteen years, she’s bled the poor darling to death in name only. How she’s going to do it from long distance… Hello, Gabby, how was that for pretty...

–Have you ever been to Buffalo? –Never. I promised myself when I was ten years old. –People change. They don’t always turn out the way you expect. –I know. You should see my baby pictures. –People like me are called F.M.s. –‘F’ -what? –Formerly married. –What do you figure the value of the pin?...

–Don’t ask. –Don’t tell. –I used to look in the paper every day for your obituary. –Sorry to disappoint you. A: I never believe what I read in the press anyway. B: Oh. Therein lies your problem, Mr. Bond. You see, we’re both men of action, but your era and Miss Lin’s is passing. Words are the new...