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Freedom is overrated. I hope you die. My wife, beautiful woman, met her in the sun sun sunny son son. I could never fall in love at night Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Crossing Guard, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Crossing Guard, The’

–I know, I remind you of your sister? –You remind me of my wife. –What did you say your name was? –Ginny – ’cause I’m from Virginia. –You still don’t where he is? –No. I didn’t know when I came in here, and I haven’t suddenly gotten any brighter. Where’s Keeley? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

Richard: Hey, I was just thinking. When we stopped for gas this morning, I think it was YOU who put the oil in. Tommy: Hey, if you’re gonna say I didn’t put the right kind in, you’re wrong. I used 10W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident. Richard: True…but you...

(singing) Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball, From Soho down to Brighton, I must’ve played them all, But I ain’t seen nothing like him, in any amusement hall, That deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinball!! Captain Walker didn’t come home, his unborn child will never...

1)Im not ready to say those three little words, im just not ready to say I love you, and lie just to get into your pants! 2) I Love you!?! You fucking dumbass! Here it is: 1-Suck 2-My 3-Cock!!!! THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS!!!!! 1.Last weekend I had sex with twins. 2.You win. damn hose DOCTOR!!! DO NOT...

#1- It appears we must redeffine the nature of our association. #2- I’m a good woman to you Doc. Don’t I always take care of you? Nobody cares for you like me. I’m a good woman. #1- Yes, it’s true you’re a good woman….then again you may be teh AntiChrist. #1- It appears we must redefine the nature...

A democracy, Mr. Cromwell, was a Greek drollery based on the foolish notion that there are extraordinary possibilities in very ordinary people. Every man who wages war believes God is on his side. I’ll wager God should often wonder who is on his. It’s an odd thing, Mr. Ireton. Every man who wages...

Better luck in the next world, Mr. Jones. For I have lived today. Happy he, and happy he alone, he who can call today his own. It is not true that drink alters a man’s character. It may reveal it more fully. It’s a good night to be abroad and looking for game. Sir, I will stand no jesting with this...

–But the world is changing fast. –I can see that. –And a man had better get with it. –What was it like out in Indian territory? –Lonely as hell. A mother-in-law horse is a horse you put your mother-in-law on. Send them both up in the hills and hope they don’t ever come back. Goodbye, Tom. I was a...

He tells it different every time! I’m gonna get my shotgun and make a rug outta that damn thing! Is that supposed to be funny? I SAID IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? WELL I DONT THINK IT’S FUNNY, AND OLD WILLY DONT THINK IT’S FUNNY! ANY MORE OF YOU FUNNY JOKES AND YOU’VE GOT ME TO ANSWER TO!!! Was...

1) I outta punch you in the nose. 2) (much taller than him, 2 steps up close to 1) You’re welcome to try. 1) (his courage failing him) Maybe later. 1) I thought we was friends, Huck! 2) I ain’t got no friends. I ain’t got time for ’em. But if I did have one, I’d want him to be like you. Muff: Ah,...

–Stand as close to the bar as you can.–That’s been one of my problems. Breaking into Toyko’s tougher than breaking out of Alcatraz. I gave up being an officer and a gentleman when I turned in my little brown suit. So I just carry anything you load on the plane, no questions asked, just take orders?...

#1 Nice pins #2 F**k off #1 I wasnt talking to you 1)seven. i have a freind called bevan. ten. stab me in the eye with a ball point pen. 2) easy mate 1)twenty four. two fat whores. all its revealing right now is two inches of ass crack sticking out the top of my trousers. Hello ladies Page Topic:...

Magma! Suppose the Macedo trench splits open under the ocean? A crack a thousand miles long, bringing superheated magma in contact with the ocean… Earthquakes, tidal waves, mass destruction on an apocalyptic scale! The crack is moving twice as fast as before. Where the land masses split, the oceans...

–You can’t look on this thing short term. Hell, this is a way of life. –No, Gil, it’s a business. Farming is a business. I just figured out why we are going broke. We’re losing 75 cents on every bushel of corn we produce. I’d rather be a thief than do what you do for a living. Mister, when you come...

–Oh, Harvey, it’s so wrong. He’s my husband. You’re his lawyer and best friend. –From now on just think of me as his lawyer. Am I in this marriage alone, Vera? Whoever wants the donuts without jelly, they’re ready. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Couch Trip, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Couch Trip,...

–If those tanks reach El Alamein, the Germans have Egypt. –They may have the lock, but we have the key. –It’s suicide. –It’s orders. –Mohnfeld?…Odd name for a German officer? –We can’t all be named ‘Schmidt,’ Fraulein Portman. –Once a jerry, always a jerry. –Once a thief, always a thief, that...