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Movie Quotes from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar: Quotes from the movie To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

(Noxeema):Does everything has to be joke for you?This is not a masquerade!There are steps to become a Queen. – don’t think you you as a man. I don’t think of you as woman either. i think of you as an angel. -ell I think that’s healthy 1) I think maybe he’s prejudiced! 2) I bet you were the smartest...

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Movie Quotes from Corsican Brothers, The: Quotes from the movie Corsican Brothers, The

Don’t be a stupid fuckaire. That’s the famous Marquis du Hickey: legendary lover–makes Casanova look like a school boy. He’s a trisexual. Trisexual? Yeah, he’ll try anything, mud, chickens, anything. Travelling through Europe was never this much fun! You ever had a taco? I guess they don’t have...

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Movie Quotes from Corruptor, The: Quotes from the movie Corruptor, The

–The ends justify the means, Pops. –The ends is bullshit. The means is what you live with. Candy Perfume Girl. I like peaches. You don’t change Chinatown. It changes you. You wanna be a Chinese you gotta eat the nasty stuff. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Corruptor, The’: Quotes from the movie...

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Movie Quotes from Corpse Bride, The: Quotes from the movie Corpse Bride, The

can a heart still break once its stopped beating I’ve got a, a Dwarf? and I’m not afraid to use him! Why go up there, when people are dying to get down here? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Corpse Bride, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Corpse Bride, The’

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Movie Quotes from To Sir, with Love: Quotes from the movie To Sir, with Love

Dillion whats a barrow? Ginger beer queer. I’ve seen garbage collectors who are cleaner. If you must play these petty games, then do them in your homes. And not in my classroom! To Sir with love…We think we’re better for having you as our teacher. We like most the way you talked to us like...

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Movie Quotes from To Live and Die in L.A.: Quotes from the movie To Live and Die in L.A.

–Come on…You do the same thing in your work. –What? –You push too hard. You take it too personally. You’ll never reach retirement age. –Don’t forget about me. –I won’t. You have my word on that. –I have a friend in Palm Springs. Lenny Green. He owns The Oasis. Do you know him? –No. I have a friend...

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Movie Quotes from To Kill a Mockingbird: Quotes from the movie To Kill a Mockingbird

(Jean Louise [Scout]) Why there he is, Mr. Tate. He can tell you his name… Hey Boo! (Her father [Atticus]) Miss Jean Louise, Mr. Arthur Radley. I believe he already knows you. 1) What are you gonna give me? 2) Well, I don’t know that I have much else of value that belongs to me. But there’s a pearl...

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Movie Quotes from To Have and Have Not: Quotes from the movie To Have and Have Not

–Give her my love. –I’d give her my own if she was wearing that! –Hey, Slim. Are you still happy? –What do you think? –What are your sympathies? –Minding my own business. –Who was the girl? –What girl? –The one who gave you such a high opinion of women. 1 – You don’t make me angry when you say...

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Movie Quotes from Cool World: Quotes from the movie Cool World

How about a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. I guess you can’t think and drive at the same time, huh? I’m not bad I’m just drawn that way… Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cool World’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cool World’

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Movie Quotes from Convent, The: Quotes from the movie Convent, The

I’m saving miself…..for marilyn manson. I’m saving myself…..for marilyn manson. I…have arived Yes it’s for you! And only you can have it! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Convent, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Convent, The’

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Movie Quotes from Conquest of the Planet of the Apes: Quotes from the movie Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

But, now, now we shall put down our weapons, we have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters, are now our servants, and we who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny, is the will of God. And, if it is Mans destiny that he be dominated, it is God’s will, that...

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Movie Quotes from Conqueror, The: Quotes from the movie Conqueror, The

For good or ill, she is my destiny. See to the sharing of the booty. We’ll chase them like rats across the tundra. Your hatred will kindred into love. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Conqueror, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Conqueror, The’

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Movie Quotes from To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday: Quotes from the movie To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday

1)Say goodbye to Joey forever. 2) Goodbye. Goodbye forever Joey! Call me! Do I tell you I love you enough? You hear these studies, with teenagers you’re not supposed to say it too much because after a while they won’t hear it, and if you say it too little that can cause damage too. Do I say it too...

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Movie Quotes from To Die for: Quotes from the movie To Die for

1. Suzanne, you know, she looks very fragile and delicate right? 2. Mmm hmmm. 1. But when we’re, when we’re, ha ha ha, when I’m… look, I don’t even know why I’m telling you this! Details are too graphic, but let me just tell ya, she’s like, she’s like a volcano! 2. Oh, so people come from miles...

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Movie Quotes from To Catch a Thief: Quotes from the movie To Catch a Thief

–My nerves could use a drink. –Your nerves and your mother! –The pastries are light as air. –Germaine have very sensitive hands and an exceedingly light touch. She strangled a German general, without a sound. –Your a man of obvious good taste in everything. Why did you… –Why did I take up stealing?...

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Movie Quotes from To Catch a Killer: Quotes from the movie To Catch a Killer

–Is that you with Rosalyn Carter? –Sure is. She was a great First Lady. –Why do you want this guy tailed so bad? –Put pressure on him. –You want hime to know we’re there? –Close surveillance. …The words…Evergreen….Evergreen… All these years being on the force, I still can’t believe there can be...

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Movie Quotes from Competition, The: Quotes from the movie Competition, The

Andrew, it costs extra to carve ‘schmuck’ on a tombstone, but you would definitely be worth the expense! People alone. You marry it the way a nun marries Jesus. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Competition, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Competition, The’

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