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Movie Quotes from Company, The: Quotes from the movie Company, The

All that…went into this ballet! Hit the wall! I want you to move! I hate pretty. Thinking about the motion isn’t being the motion. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Company, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Company, The’

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Movie Quotes from Committed: Quotes from the movie Committed

(Heather Grahm)I’m too sick to live in this world. (Reply from girl at her side) Maybe you’re not sick enough. Are you alright, sir? They say that the people you meet in the desert are five times scarier than the people you see on the streets of New York. I wish I could say that were false. What...

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Movie Quotes from To Be or Not to Be: Quotes from the movie To Be or Not to Be

–All these flowers on a lieutenant’s pay. You shouldn’t have. –That’s OK. My father is a florist. –Mrs. Bronski. Mrs. Bronski. Mrs. Bronski. –We’re all here. A Little Peace. Bronski:(disguised as Hitler) Vat is your name? Col Earhart: Colenel EH….EEE….E…..ERRR(stutters) Anna: Earhart Bronski:...

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Movie Quotes from Titus: Quotes from the movie Titus

A goodly lady, I assure you, of the hue that I would choose…were I to choose anew. Clear up, fair queen, that cloudy coutnenence. Though chance of war hath brought this change of cheer, thou comest not to be made a scorn of in Rome. Princely shall be thy usage, best on my word, and let not...

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Movie Quotes from Titanic: Quotes from the movie Titanic

Old Rose : So now you know that there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me… in every way a person can be saved (CAL) I know you’ve been melancholy….I don’t pretend to now why. (CAL) You will not behave like that again, Rose. (ROSE) I’m not a formative in one of your mills that you can...

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Movie Quotes from Commandments: Quotes from the movie Commandments

For the record, if you were murdered, how would that make you feel? I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years it’s time...

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Movie Quotes from Coming Home: Quotes from the movie Coming Home

And I’m just telling you there’s a choice to be made here. I have killed for my country. I’m not going to make excuses for what happened. Now I’m here to tell you that I have killed for my country or whatever, and I don’t feel good about it. This isn’t ‘Have a gimp over for dinner’ night, is it?...

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Movie Quotes from Color of Night: Quotes from the movie Color of Night

–If I knew it was your birthday, Hector, I would have stopped by tomorrow. –Yeah, me too. –Tell me about the patients in this group…five cuckoos? –No…four neurotics of varying degrees, and one killer. Beat her Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Color of Night’: Quotes from the movie ‘Color of Night’

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Movie Quotes from Collision Course: Quotes from the movie Collision Course

Ah-ah. Bust my ass no good. hey hey were the monkees I’m gonna bust your ass. You good cop and honorable man. You were supposed to negotiate with him. Not kill him. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Collision Course’: Quotes from the movie ‘Collision Course’

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Movie Quotes from Titan A.E.: Quotes from the movie Titan A.E.

1) And keep the engines hot. 2) Oh, yes. They’ll be nice and toasty. 1) How fast? 2) I’d say recklessly fast! 1) What are you going to call your planet? 2) I’m going to call it Bob. OH, NICE JOB COVERING OUR BUTTS, PREED Aliens don’t dream. 2) They don’t bath much either! An intelligent guard....

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Movie Quotes from Tin Men: Quotes from the movie Tin Men

–I’m not an authority on it like you are, but I occasionally watch ‘Bonanza,’ and I think…it’s like, can you believe here’s a man who’s got three kids from three different wives. They all died at childbirth. –He must have been a hell of a guy. –He’s the kiss of death. Are you a lunatic?! Are you...

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Movie Quotes from Tin Cup: Quotes from the movie Tin Cup

1) Is that pink fag ball supposed to intimidate me? 2) Well not unless I knock it by you. 1) Well 30 minutes, thats enough time, hell I’m not that fucked up. 1) What time do I tee off? 2)You tee off at 7:08. We’re the first guys goin. One more just to do it 1)That’s 4 hours from now. 2)That’s right...

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Movie Quotes from Timeline: Quotes from the movie Timeline

Andre Marek? Are you married? Are you…um…married? Chris, look, son. I love you, but you’re scorching my shirt. dad wrote this…years ago. Do we look like quantum wormhole specialists? It’s me! Ha ha! It’s MEEEE!! Last time you cut off your beard, I think you sold the house, and we moved to Kentucky...

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Movie Quotes from Timecop: Quotes from the movie Timecop

1) Who are you?? 2) A friend of the family! 1>Read it. 2>Wolverine. 1>Between the lines. 2>I should get the fuck out of here. 1>You look like a smart boy. Why don’t you sleep on it. 2>I already did that. and lay off the freikin candy bars I’m still kicking. I must be on Broadway. Never interrupt me...

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Movie Quotes from Cold Feet: Quotes from the movie Cold Feet

I believe he must pass away in a rather cruel fashion. Laura wakes in the middle of the night and starts laughing for no reason. There’s nothing like a woman’s laughter to tell you you’ve done the right thing. There’s nothing like a woman’s laughter to tell you’ve done the right thing. Page Topic:...

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Movie Quotes from Coffee and Cigarettes: Quotes from the movie Coffee and Cigarettes

–Tom Waits: Look, i’m sorry i’m late, Jim. Boy, four car pile-up…I delivered a baby this morning at about 9 o’clock. I was saving lives, I was out there on the highway, it was…you know, there’s nothing worse than performing roadside surgery. You know, you don’t have your own tools, and it’s just,...

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Movie Quotes from Time to Kill, A: Quotes from the movie Time to Kill, A

1) We make one hell of a team Row Ark. 2) We might have. We really might have. 1. I thought you were dead. 2. I’m trying. 1: All right, i can;t get to this, why don;t you just take your pants off. 2: Oh come on Roark, do i look that easy? 1: Oh what are you afraid i’m gonna, see you in your...

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Movie Quotes from Time of Their Lives, The: Quotes from the movie Time of Their Lives, The

Hear me, ye faithless souls… May you lie there in everlasting torment with but one name to identify your rotting bones… Traitors! And, unless some evidence proves me wrong, I curse your miserable souls to be bound to Danbury Acres until crack of doom. Hear me, ye faithless souls… May you lie there...

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