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Movie Quotes from Cobb: Quotes from the movie Cobb

1] You know, that thing don’t scare me. ‘Cause if you shoot me, I’ll be dead. And you can’t screw a dead lady. 2] I might like it. Cool Papa Bell was so fast that one time he hit a line drive up the middle and hit himself in the head sliding into second base! Mr. Cobb with all of today’s great...

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Movie Quotes from Cluny Brown: Quotes from the movie Cluny Brown

I’m a city man. I love cars and traffic lights, smoke in the lungs. Oh, Mr. Belinski! I don’t think I’ll have much time for plumbing. So many foreigners have foreign names. That’s very interesting. You don’t seem to be inhibited. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cluny Brown’: Quotes from the movie...

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Movie Quotes from Closet Land: Quotes from the movie Closet Land

Because thou hast the power and own’st the grace to look through and behind this mask of me, against which, years have beat thus blanchingly, with thier rains, and behold my soul’s true face. here comes the candle to light you to bed, and here comes the chopper to chop off your head.....

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Movie Quotes from Clockwise: Quotes from the movie Clockwise

– I don’t know who I am or where I am. – I know the feeling! Nine-twenty. right! (or in German: Recht So!) This is a historic moment. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Clockwise’: Quotes from the movie ‘Clockwise’

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Movie Quotes from Clockwatchers: Quotes from the movie Clockwatchers

I can sit there and do nothing as good as anyone. Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. The heart of a woman. we’re like corporate orphans…we’re like corporate call girls. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Clockwatchers’: Quotes from the movie ‘Clockwatchers’

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Movie Quotes from Clock, The: Quotes from the movie Clock, The

I’m green as grass. It was so ugly. We’ll never be more sure. We might never have found one another again. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Clock, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Clock, The’

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Movie Quotes from Time Machine, The: Quotes from the movie Time Machine, The

…and sometimes you have to fight, even if you are afraid Über-Morlock: You think I don’t know you Alexander? I can look inside your memories, Your nightmares, your dreams. You’re a man haunted by those two most terrible words, What If? Canibilism! Don’t go simple on me, George. From 2002 Movie: I...

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Movie Quotes from Time Lapse: Quotes from the movie Time Lapse

Checkmate in three. You know, that’s the code for blown operation. Invite me in. It’s called Oblivion. Let him walk. What the hell happened? Who the hell am I? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Time Lapse’: Quotes from the movie ‘Time Lapse’

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Movie Quotes from Time Bandits: Quotes from the movie Time Bandits

Don’t touch it, it’s EVIL!!! #1: What is it? #2: I don’t know. But it ‘urts. 1)I got an idea forming in my head (2)You haven’t had an idea for thousands of years. 1. And how long have you been a robber?2. Four foot one.1. Good Lord. Jolly good. Well, well, that is a long time. 1. I was just...

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Movie Quotes from Cleopatra Jones: Quotes from the movie Cleopatra Jones

It hurts so good. Love Doctor. See you around, Super Honkie! What’s wrong with you woman? Why can’t you just open a door like a normal person? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cleopatra Jones’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cleopatra Jones’

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Movie Quotes from Clean and Sober: Quotes from the movie Clean and Sober

–What is it with you guys and food? –Addicts are compulsive. Thank you, and thanks for my chip. And thanks for not smoking. That was a ninety thousand dollar phone call, man. Ninety thousand dollars! Ninety grand, man. The best way to break old habits is to make new ones. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

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Movie Quotes from Class Reunion: Quotes from the movie Class Reunion

1. Hey Bunny watch this[she shoots fire out of her mouth}.2. Can you do that out of your ass? 1. You wish. I didn’t even do that with boys I liked in case I’d overdevelop my forearm. I didn’t sing the fucking song in high school! And I’m not singing it for you fuzz-nuts!! Let me handle this. Page...

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Movie Quotes from Class of 1999: Quotes from the movie Class of 1999

I operate from a model of absolute zero tolerance. Learn or be killed. The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Don’t make me waste yours. Well, I blew that course. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Class of 1999’: Quotes from the movie ‘Class of 1999’

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Movie Quotes from Class of 1984: Quotes from the movie Class of 1984

1/_Empty out your pockets! 2/_I ain’t got no pockets Come and get me teacher teacher! I am the future…Life is pain, pain is everything. Teaching is something you do in spite of everything else. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Class of 1984’: Quotes from the movie ‘Class of 1984’

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Movie Quotes from Time After Time: Quotes from the movie Time After Time

Every age is the same. It’s only love that makes any of them bearable. I’d like a Big Mac, and order of fries, and…oooh, and tea, please! It’s checkmate HG and you’ve lost again. Just don’t expect miracles. I’m changing my name to Susan B. Anthony. Let’s go. Mankind lives in a cosmic charnel house...

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Movie Quotes from City of Joy: Quotes from the movie City of Joy

All that is not given is lost In Life a Person has three choices- to run, spectate or to committ. Maybe the world if meant to break your heart. From the moment we’re born we’re shipwrecked, struggling between hope and despair. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘City of Joy’: Quotes from the movie ‘City...

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Movie Quotes from City Lights: Quotes from the movie City Lights

–Be careful how you’re driving. –Am I driving? –You? You can see now? –Yes, I can see now. Be Brave! Face life! For tomorrow, the birds will sing. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘City Lights’: Quotes from the movie ‘City Lights’

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