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Movie Quotes from City Hall: Quotes from the movie City Hall
–Where you going? –The city. –Thought we were in the city. –Not if you’re from Queens. –You look good. –Of course…I’m the mayor. i was warned not to come here. i was warned. they warned me. don´t stand behind this coffin. but why would i heave such a warning when a heart beat is silent and a child...
Read more →Movie Quotes from City for Conquest: Quotes from the movie City for Conquest
Gee, I never figured on that. I knew you’d come by this corner someday … You’ll always be my girl, Peggy. Yeah, I’ve been a lot of places and no place. To tell you the truth, Danny, I’ve been sightseeing. I spent the a year and a day on a sweet little island they call Blackwell’s. And I took a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Tigerland: Quotes from the movie Tigerland
…and we’re all gonna fuck till the war is over. Courage is when you’re the only guy who knows how shit-scared you really are. Do you want these 14’s up your ass?!? Don’t it strike you that same moon that’s shining down, that’s shining down on us here, that’s shining down on that little girl that’s...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Circle of Iron: Quotes from the movie Circle of Iron
It is difficult to kill a horse with a flute. My name is Cord. Peace. Talking to you is like talking to a wall. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Circle of Iron’: Quotes from the movie ‘Circle of Iron’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Cinderella Liberty: Quotes from the movie Cinderella Liberty
How come everybody else gets chicken and I get feathers? Wednesday Special. You’re so nice to be around. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cinderella Liberty’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cinderella Liberty’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Cinderella 2000: Quotes from the movie Cinderella 2000
1) You know, I do wish that there was something between us 2) Really? what? 1) A continent! A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. Have faith in your dreams, and someday, your rainbow will come smiling...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Chuka: Quotes from the movie Chuka
–Are you scared of dying, Lou? –Not particularly. It just comes at an inconvenient time. –Tell me, Senor, are you as bad as they say? –No man is as bad as they say, Senorita. –Where are you from? –Anywhere I happen to be. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Chuka’: Quotes from the movie ‘Chuka’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Chuck and Buck: Quotes from the movie Chuck and Buck
a:Do you wanna play a game? b:what, like trivial pursuit? a:no, like you stick your dick in my mouth and I stick mine in yours. ____ & _____ fuck and suck. b: I think you’d better leave i like coke the devil and the reindeer…they both have horns so they team up against santa Page Topic: Movie...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Christopher Columbus: The Discovery: Quotes from the movie Christopher Columbus: The Discovery
Heresy by nature is insidious. This Movie Fuckin Tules To be a true believer and unjustly condemned to death – that is the way to glory! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Christopher Columbus: The Discovery’: Quotes from the movie ‘Christopher Columbus: The Discovery’
Read more →Movie Quotes from THX 1138: Quotes from the movie THX 1138
I slipped a thermal transfer this morning. Are you now or have you ever been? He is the product of an illegal sexual perversion and should have been destroyed at the moment of conception. What is in question here is a concept in economic efficiency and procedure that has allowed these erotics to...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Thursday: Quotes from the movie Thursday
are you here to sit? f**K It fancy. its not exactly brazil, i could have pissed you a f***ing cup by now. There’s a 45 in the fridge and I grab a fucking fryingpan, I must have bad carma. They got the wong house. Get it they got the wong house. you think i do this because i like killing people. i’m...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Thunderpants: Quotes from the movie Thunderpants
)What am I Patrick? )Umm…Allen?)I’m a blithering idiot!My attempt to embarrass them with my astrophysics was quite frankly a foolish waste of time! Currently I’m engaged in the creation of a machine that will fly without depleting the earth’s precious resources… Evacuate into the holding...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Choose Me: Quotes from the movie Choose Me
–New in town? –No, I’m the same, the town’s different. I am not God. I’m just a clown. I’ve ruined too many marriages to ever have one of my own. We started talking and it stopped working. What did we just do, become strangers? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Choose Me’: Quotes from the movie...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Chinese Cat, The: Quotes from the movie Chinese Cat, The
Once you have large family, all other trouble means nothing. You talk like rooster, who thinks sun come up just to hear him crow. Your assistance is about as welcome as water in a sinking ship. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Chinese Cat, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Chinese Cat, The’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot: Quotes from the movie Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
#1 Whose that guy back in the weeds. #2 An old friend. #1 Friends like that…you don’t need enimies. (Checking out a hot waitress) #1 God that’s poetry. #2 Good jaunt. #1 I like them like that…don’t you? Nice and tight like that. Jesus! –You gave me your word! –I’m a criminal! My word is worth...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Thunderball: Quotes from the movie Thunderball
–Do I seem healthy to you? –Too healthy. –That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman. –You know much about guns, Mr. Bond? –No, but I know a little about women. -I hope we didn’t scare the fishes. Behave yourself, Mr. Bond. Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead. Domino: my...
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