Innocent English

1.) so you hungry? 2.) No thanks, I’ve kind of gone off Poultry I’m not sitting around hopeing to stay alive until they decide that i’m dead serves him right for buying this shit You’ve seen me naked, now i’m gonna have to kill ya Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Chicken’: Quotes from the movie...

AND I LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE MY VOICE DON’T TALK SING SING TO ME I HAVE A IDEA CAN YOU FLY ME UP THERE And then, we’ll live happily ever after -Thumbelina Oh much longer -Cornelius Bonjour! Nice sunny day! But I don’t even look like a beetle. Could you sing that a little slower? SLOWER!!!-We...

1)Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just ahd their ears ripped off. 2)Who are you? 1)I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy. 2)What’s your middle name? 1)Scoobi-Doobi.2)Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi? 1)Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their...

Benjamin Franklin said, ‘The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.’ Let’s see if we can prove him wrong. Cripled elves do dance around a devil covered by blue dress. Dariy causes diahrea,chunky,creamy butter cheeze Bad Billy does dope bithes and brews but can’t even...

Annie: I am not a super star IS this Charlie Baker asking me out on a date. Tom: Hey, kids! Tire swing ready! [snap!] Tom: Tire swing not ready! You’re burning a hole in my face Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cheaper by the Dozen 2’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cheaper by the Dozen 2’

‘Charro’ –He’ll be a lot quieter when that swelling goes down. –Swelling from what? –That bump on your head. –I ain’t got no bump on my head. –You have now! –We’ve got us a timetable, Gunner. –Well, call it, Vince. Down that hill down there? That ain’t a hill, Vince. That’s a cliff. If a woman’s...

Charly: Marry me, pretty girl, marry me Ms. Kinnian: We’ll marry… at a quarter past Wednesday, on the 74th of November. And our anniversary will happily be on the days we both remember. Why is that people who would never dream of making fun of a blind man or a cripple will make fun of a moron? Page...

Confidence is like courage of small boy at dentist – most evident after tooth extracted. If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked. Sometimes black magic very close relative to blackmail. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Charlie Chan on Treasure Island’: Quotes from the movie ‘Charlie Chan on Treasure...

Dog cannot chase three rabbits at same time. Every time I meet a Chan, I meet trouble. Expert is merely man who make quick decision and is sometimes right. Once you have large family, all other troubles mean nothing. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Charlie Chan in The Chinese Cat’: Quotes from the...

‘My friend! My friend!’ You big crybaby! Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place. 1) Holy poop! What a dream I was having! Louie Armstrong is tryin’ to kill me! 2) Mrs. Lift? 1) Get away from me, you horsey-bites! [WHACK!] 2) She’s not a woman, she is the Terminator! 1) This is cousin...

1: If you eat my yogurt again, I’m gonna kill you. I’m gonna fucking kill you. 2: You make murder sound so sexual. 1:Straight sex is better than gay sex, it’s written in the Bible. 2:Is that in the King James or the New World Edition? Golly, I love big words. Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad,...

#1 Don’t do it. #2 But I deserve to die. #1 Not yet. #2 What are you doing here. #1 I thought I’d find you here. #1 How much are we paying them? #2 They’re interns, they’re free. #1 Yeah, well we are getting ripped off. #1 I just have one thing left to say to you. I get the left side of the bed. #2...

I’m Lt. Di Nisco. My name’s Monroe Feather. I know what you’re thinking, ‘Light as a feather’, right? right on set me up set me up? What kind of name is that ‘Mister?’ My mother wanted people to show me respect Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Three the Hard Way’: Quotes from the movie ‘Three the...

Advice after mistake is like medicine after dead man’s funeral. Big head is only good place for large headache. Only a very brave mouse will make nest in cat’s ear. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Charlie Chan Carries On’: Quotes from the movie ‘Charlie Chan Carries On’

Here’s another good inspirational story: Guardian I have had psychic experiences since I was small, the first being fear…anyway, in 2000 I had a massive emotional breakdown and a total of six months in a clinic. Before and after there were many times where I needed a guide and sure enough they came...

did you die in this house joseph? How did you die? John Russell: It’s my understanding… that there are, uh… twenty-three students registered… for this series of lectures on advanced musical form. Now, we all know it’s not raining outside, and unless there’s a fire in some other part of the building...

I never kept anything from him. He’d like to know. This place…it’s like something from my dreams. I couldn’t ask for anything more. What are you doing!? I’m rotting fast daddy. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cemetery Man’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cemetery Man’