Innocent English

He was born in a melon field. I don’t want to talk about it. I want to do it. I just want to get my melons in. You keep talking and I’m gonna take your head off. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mr. Majestyk’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mr. Majestyk’

(puts chopsticks in middle of bowl) -AHHH!!! (girl takes chopsticks out quickly) -bad luck Got any naked pictures of your wife?…Wanna see some? got milk I’m a World Series MVP! We’re not athletes. We’re baseball players! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mr. Baseball’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mr....

For forty years I’ve been telling you when something will or will not happen. Have I ever been wrong? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? Is anybody there? I don’t intend to spend the rest of my life raising children in the suburbs. You can say it was good enough for Mother, but it’s not good enough...

1) Would ya like to have dinner? I mean..If ya hungry. Are ya hungry? 2) Im starving I’ll NEVER use my imagination again Mr. Accident:So you hittin a few balls hey Yep WACK (a gold stick into Mr.Accidents testicles) Mr.Accident:oh my You’d still be up to ya tits in chicken shit if it weren’t for...

Funny, isn’t it? One minute you’re standing in the wings. Next minute, you’re wearing them. How hard it is to say what there are no words for, but when a man speaks what’s true and what’s right, then his mouth is ten feet tall. I can see with one eye tied behind my back! With the woman that you...

I you want to be stupid, dont be halfway stupid be all the way stupid!!! It flowers. rita, put your clothes back on The system will not protect us. well all i want 2 say is this movie was the best i have seen in such a long time.I just wish there could of been a part II 2 this.Well it’s really good...

(singing) I can romp through cupid’s grove with great agility, but life is more than sexual compustibility. …and just as Tom here has written, we say to HELL with Great Britain! 1. But I burn Mr. A. 2. So do I Mr. J 1. You? 3. John? I never would have thought it. 1. Will someone shut that man up?!...

–He broke his leg in the crash and was laid up for six months. –What happened to the other four and a half years? asta la vista Harmless? You call Adam and Eve harmless? Move over, Darling. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Move Over, Darling’: Quotes from the movie ‘Move Over, Darling’

Let thz world change you and then you can change the world No es este el relato de mazanas impresionates. Es un trozo de dos vidas tomados en un momento en que cursaron juntas un determinado trcho, con identidad de asiparciones y conjuncion de ensuenos. -Ernest Guevara de la Serna 1952 What do we...

–You can’t get lucky everyday, Jack. –You can be smart everyday though. And all you gotta do is look the other way. Chuck Berry, he got locked up for armed robbery. He changed. He changed. Days change. Seasons change. Not people. ESU and HNT are in place. FUCK THE TRUTH! Happy birthday, Jack. I...

(1)Why did you save my ass with the cheif? (2)You remind me of a puppy I had once that pissed all over the carpet but I kept him anyway. (Talking to self in mirror) Ya wanna get married?….C’mon lets get married…No?….C’mon……No?…..OK, Fine Hard to believe. Watch. I am having a bad day Man I am...

Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo they do call me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave, may live forever (1 You could have killed him at...

#1 Who’s your daddy? #2 Wayne Rink! (1) But, I’m 13! (2) Jenna, if you’re going to start lying about your age I’d go with 27. -Whats wrong pookie? -Pookie? Pa-yookie! You’re married and to a girl I work with! -That didnt stop us from rattling a few desk drawers last week! 1)Becky, can I ask you a...

(Taking a swig of beer)Up ya flaps Scientist: Can you tell me what 2 + 2 is? Alien: Do you know what it is? Scientist: Yes, of course I do. Alien: What are you asking me for then? They came. They saw. They did a little shopping. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Morons from Outer Space’: Quotes from...

–You’ll notice that your spades spend disproportionately on transportation and clothing their young. –What are you, some kind of redneck anthropologist? Can’t Stop Giving it. Save Some (For Me). They were grooming me to be the next Vera Miles. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Morning After, The’:...

Everyone takes you seriously until they get to know you. I believe my mental situation is extremely illegal. I don’t want you back, but I’m glad I had you. You’re the only thing in the real world that lived up to my best fantasies. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Morgan: A Suitable Case for...

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! There are some things that are private, Mr. Dingle. And, and, when people go poking their nose in, it’s just too much, that’s all! And you have a very large nose, Mr. Dingle. There are two kinds of people: those who don’t do what they want to do, so they write...

Ed Asner works for the CIA?! I loved him in Lou Grant. Holster my Dick. Okay! Pull over! I gotta take a dump. Remember when I played a germ? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Moon Over Parador’: Quotes from the movie ‘Moon Over Parador’