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Movie Quotes from Bridges over Toko-Ri : Quotes from the movie Bridges over Toko-Ri

–How’d you get out here in a smelly ditch in Korea? –That’s just what I’m asking myself. –Son, whatever progress this world has made has been because of the effort of a few. –I was one of the few, Admiral. New Guinea, Leyte, Okinawa. Why does it have to be me again?…I think we ought to pull out....

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Movie Quotes from Bridge at Remagen, The: Quotes from the movie Bridge at Remagen, The

And if the bridge falls to the enemy, are you prepared for the consequences? Everyone makes a profit out of war. Why shouldn’t I? Field Marshal, if orders won wars, we wouldn’t now be fighting with our backs against the Rhine, we’d be dancing at the London Savoy! Get the men up. We’re moving out....

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Movie Quotes from Brideless Groom: Quotes from the movie Brideless Groom

–How’d you like to be married to a dame like that? –Don’t even say that. Do you remember your Uncle Caleb? Hold hands, you lovebirds! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Brideless Groom’: Quotes from the movie ‘Brideless Groom’

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Movie Quotes from Bride of Frankenstein: Quotes from the movie Bride of Frankenstein

Fire no good! She hates me…like others. This is no life for murderers. To a new world of gods and monsters! We belong dead Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bride of Frankenstein’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bride of Frankenstein’

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Movie Quotes from Bride Came C.O.D., The: Quotes from the movie Bride Came C.O.D., The

Ain’t much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents. But in marriage, nobody offers a reward. I don’t mind having a fortune-hunter in the family, but I don’t want a piano player. You glamour girls are a drug on the market. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bride...

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Movie Quotes from Breaks, The: Quotes from the movie Breaks, The

And darkness…fell upon the white boy. Milk, Mama! M-I…MILK!!! Motherfucker, Are you the devil? One buttered dick statue, comin’ up! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Breaks, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Breaks, The’

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Movie Quotes from Breaking In: Quotes from the movie Breaking In

I think this dog has got a little larceny in his blood, just like you, kid. It’s just hype! So they can go back on thec street tomorrow and rattle their cans some more! You learn by doing. That’s wisdom, Mike, that’s beautiful. Beautiful. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Breaking In’: Quotes from the...

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Inspirational story #213 Daffodills

Here’s another good inspirational story: Daffodills There was this man that was pronounced dead for 20 minutes on the operating table and as far as “Seeing the Light” goes. He said he went to heaven and it was of visions and senses that a human cannot express. The streets of Gold that everybody...

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Inspirational story #212 Christmas Reunion

Here’s another good inspirational story: Christmas Reunion The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in urban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much...

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Inspirational story #211 Be Encouraged

Here’s another good inspirational story: Be Encouraged A minister passing through his church in the middle of the day, decided to pause by the altar and see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle. The minister frowned as he saw the man hadn’t shaved in a...

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Movie Quotes from Break-Up, The: Quotes from the movie Break-Up, The

heres what i like to do to you. first i’d like to get you naked.. and then im gonna take some saran wrap and wrap you up from head to toe and ima cut out 2 holes… one for your mouth so you can breathe obviously and the other one….. you get a program that records key strokes… cost like $2o bucks…...

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Movie Quotes from Breach of Trust: Quotes from the movie Breach of Trust

Do you think my daddy’s going to die too. ERICA: I wanna stay here JUDITH EVANS: Your mommy took good care of you didn’t she Erica ERICA: We took care of each other but she still had to be the grown up, cassie said she’s keeping an eye on me. Do you think she is JUDITH EVANS: I do. You know cassie...

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Movie Quotes from Bravo Two Zero: Quotes from the movie Bravo Two Zero

As for the men who tortured us, they had their job to do as well… it’s just that some of them enjoyed it a bit too much. If I’d meet any of them in the street tomorrow – and thought I would get away with it – I’d slot them. I don’t hold it against them; they were doing their job and I was doing...

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Inspirational story #210 Atheist Couple

Here’s another good inspirational story: Atheist Couple There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the mom right in front of the child....

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Inspirational story #209 All He Had To Offer

Here’s another good inspirational story: All He Had To Offer Here is a story, reported to be true, about a nine-year-old boy who lived in a rural town in Tennessee. His house was in a poor area of the community. A church there had a bus Ministry that came knocking on his door one Saturday...

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Inspirational story #208 A Love Story

Here’s another good inspirational story: A Love Story One day, I woke early in the morning to watch the sunrise. Ah, the beauty of God’s creation is beyond description. As I watched, I praised God for His beautiful work. As I sat there, I felt the Lord’s presence with me. He asked me, “Do you love...

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Movie Quotes from The Crow: Quotes from the movie The Crow

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. Eric Draven: Can’t rain all the time… Eric Draven: Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial. I know you. I know you. [laughs nervously] I knew I knew you, I knew I...

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Movie Quotes from That Uncertain Feeling: Quotes from the movie That Uncertain Feeling

–I’m sure there’s absolutely nothing wrong with me. –I’m sure you’ll feel differently after you leave this office. –Now what I’m trying to do is introduce you to your real self. I want you to get acquaint yourself. –Now what I’m trying to do is introduce you to your real self. I want you to get...

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