Innocent English

(1) Drop dead, you asshole. (2) I’m unable to comply. (1) Elizabeth and William Anderson? (2) Um, I’m Bill. My sister’s upstairs. Is there something wrong? (1) Welcome to Jim’s Burgers. Can I take your order? (2) Jose Bererra? (1) Yeah, that’s me. (1)Anger is more useful than despair (2)What?...

Here’s another good inspirational story: God Has Great Morning Breath One morning I went into my daughters room to wake her up to get ready for school. I laid my head on her chest and gave her a hug. She sighed, and her breath rolled down my face. “Whew! You’ve got some serious morning breath!” I...

Here’s another good inspirational story: God Once there was a man, As lonely as could be, He sat alone, He slept alone, Then thought came to he, He needed land, And water too, Solid green, and liquid blue, He needed a ball, With inner light, It needed a name, Sun sounded right, He needed plants, To...

The luxury of hope was given to me by the Terminator. Because if a machine can learn the value of human life… maybe we can too. -Sarah Connor T2 Special Edition # Billion human lives dead on August 29th 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgement Day. They lived only to face a...

–My friend say…you are stallion. –What? –Like a horse. –There’s a man walking around the terminal in a bathrobe. –I know, sir. You put him there. –Who’s telling you to ask me these things? –It’s a man of misery. 1)Do you want to go grab eat to bite? 2) Are you asking me out to dinner? 1) Yes 2) Ok,...

#1 There is one last thing. Its not new business, its an acounting problem. #2 An accounting problem. #1 Yeah, with the Columbians there is always some kind of discrepance with money. #2 Yeah, they don’t know how to count. (1) How’s are friend? (2) Fine. (1) Fine? (2) Aside from a concussion, and...

–Didn’t you used to be Mac Sledge? –Yeah, I guess I was him. Champagne Ladies And Barroom Babies. I don’t trust happiness. I never did and I never will. I’m Drinkin’ Canada Dry. I’ve Decided To Leave Here Forever. If You’ll Hold The Ladder (I’ll Climb To The Top). It Hurts To Face Reality. It’s no...

Ambition knows no father. Are you a master builder, or a master butcher? Blood makes poor mortar But the talley of bricks shall not dimish.. Close the door Joshua…let death pass. Come to me no more, Moses, for on the day you see my face again, you will surely die. God made men. Men made slaves....

(last lines) Splinter: Michelangelo? Michelangelo: Yes, Master Splinter? Splinter: Something deeply troubles you, my son. Michelangelo: Yeah, growing up. I don’t think I’ll ever laugh again. Splinter: (Had an idea) Yo, dude! Michelangelo: (sees Splinter wearing a lampshade over his head!) Yo, dude!...

1) Which one of you girls would like to ride with me tonight? 2) Dream on Dweeb 1) Okay, but when I do I’ll dream of someone a little thinner 1)I’ve got two words that could solve all our housing problems…time share.2)hm, not quite ripe yet. 1. are you sure this is going to work? 2. is, like,...

#1 good thing these guys aren’t lunmberjacks. #2 no joke, the only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees. #1: You’re a claustrophobic. #2: You want a fist in the mouth? I’ve never even looked at another guy! (1)Dude, she dug us! It was Cagney! (2) You wish! (1)Fight? (2)Fight (1)Kitchen?...

(eyes glowing bright red) Give me…a keg of beer….(back to normal) And some of these. 1: Say no, Boof. 2: No. An explanation! Jesus Christ dad an explanation! cream cheese EVEN SWAP!! For Certain Considerations!! FORGET IR DORK!!! FORGET IT DORK!!! Give me a keg of beer Gotta see your I.D. Sport. I...

*Louise, no one’s coming to your sweet 16* 1.Brad, you have so many fine qualities that have nothing to do with football. 2.Do you think so? 3.I know so. 1.No, the prom. Randa brings it up everyday. What are we going to wear, where are we going for dinner… 2. Why do you stay with her. I mean, she...

–What have you got? –Ringside seats to an ethnic cleansing. 1) Go with God. 2) God’s already left Africa Cowboy the fuck up! Danny ‘Doc’ Kelley: How can they do this? Patience: This what they do. They cut off the breasts of nursing mothers… so that they’ll never again feed their own babies. This is...

1)A flying limo? Now ive seen everything. 2)Have you seen a man eat his own head? 1)no! 2)Then you haven’t seen everything and nor have we. 1. Everyone has Aids! 2. Hey Terrorist, Terrorize This! 1:My acting got my brother killed.I’ve had to live with that every day. 2:Gary, you can’t blame...

*MRS TINGLE*-he is a man…he will always pursue that which is unobtainable 1) I’m gonna burn in hell for this. 2) It’ll be a party! 1) What’s the matter, Mrs. Tingle? Getting a little scared yourself? 2) Scared? Oh,no, Dear, things are just starting to get fun. Banks: Certainly Mrs. Tingle… (after...

A story of civilized disobedience. Americans simply don’t understand picnics. Florence isn’t just shiny cars and ice creams as little boys think. It’s the human form divine. The body beautiful. And you – yes, you – could be part of that world and make to create. To live as those old artists did,...

Iris: God, you are so square. Travis: Hey, I’m not square, you’re the one square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin’ creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who...

#1But he told me to go to hell #2 I checked the law on that and you don’t have to go –Who was that? –I have no idea. You suck you son of a bitch! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bobby Jones, Stroke of Genius’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bobby Jones, Stroke of Genius’