Innocent English

It’s P.J. isnt it? No! your both very nice. It’s P.J. PJ? Goose? Powderpuff? That’s BMX talk! Unit one to base, unit one to base. you don’t really think youl win do you Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘BMX Bandits’: Quotes from the movie ‘BMX Bandits’

–What would you like to have? –Sex! I hope the plane crashes! I don’t want him to die. I want her to die!…Most of all, I want the Jaguar! If you’re a boy kid, you better learn to respect women. And if you’re a girl kid, I’m gonna teach you to respect yourself. Love is a miracle. It’s like a...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Fix the Fence or Else Seems St. Peter and the Devil had an agreement to share the costs of maintaining the fence between Heaven and Hell. One weekend there was a bit of a brawl in Hell that got out of hand, and part of the fence was smashed. It went unfixed...

Here’s another good inspirational story: E-mail From God One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When the angel returned...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Drum by a Barrel Cruising up the lake I drove Beyond my normal fishing holes Searching for that special one to have a little splendid fun When to my left I spot a scene A quiet cove beyond all dreams Turning sharply on the wheel I throttle down and grab my...

1) It was good for ya. That’s the way you learned to swim. 2) I can’t swim either!!! 1)Actually if I miss this flight it won’t be the end of the world 2)Don’t worry, we’ll speed up once we hit the highway 1)Driving lesson?! You call that a driving lesson?! 2)Yea. 1)Dad let go of the wheel and said...

I’ll be the best ape ever! *sees teapot* the horror!!! 1) I’ve never felt so alive! 2) Good, cause I’m gonna kill you! 1) No time for that now missy! 1. Go ahead, shoot me. Be a man. 2. Not a man like you! 1. I was up in the air…flying…up in the air 2. yes, yes, with the monkeys… 1. Kerchak,...

All the good movies have been made. God what an ugly town this has become. I hardly ever missed, did I? Is that what I was afraid of? Is this what I was afraid of? Mr. Boogy Man, King of Blood, they used to call me. Marx Brothers make you laugh. Garbo makes you weep. Orlok makes you scream. Strange...

–Sir, how could they do this? –With ther stoke of a pen, sir. (How do you control your fear sir in combat sir?) You don’t… boy was I scared… I must have lost 20 lbs… all of it brown… Damn right! I saw my duty and I did it! Good Christ… what in God’s name did they teach you in here? …What did they...

1.Hey, we’re going camping tomorrow, I don’t suppose you want to come. 2.There’ll be walking 3.Yeah 2.and climbing 3.I know 2.outdoors 3.shut the FUCK up 4.You sure you want to do this 3.Yeah, I love camping. Be Desireless, Be Excellent, Be Gone. Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler, he did stuff, but...

. . . or I scrape off all her makeup!! (Pauses) This could take a really long time. #1 How much did water and power pay you to spy on us? #2 Two dollars and fifteen cents! (becky walks in on her boyfriend watering the vegetables) Becky:(in german accent) you’ve been stealing water richard: what...

– Cash?! – yeah? – Owen isnt family, is he???!!! – …..maybe.. – ….. thought so… — Can we bring Potatohead here? — sure…. wouldnt be a party without Potatohead 1) You crazy guy! I come here from Perestroika! 2) Welcome to America 1)I’ve been on it for three months that makes it my case. 2)Well I...

Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as wse call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a...

I’m here now only by the grace of being in his pajamas. One minute I’m out of these, and I’m out on my ear. Nothing deranges a woman’s mind more than marriage. Vy the way, Miss Shelley, if you could arrange to get out my pajamas, I’d take it as a great personal favor. Well, it’s a form of...

The final war of black against white has begun. I have led my troops on a wave of assualts. All the niggers of the earth will be killed. Save the few that betray there mudsouled brethren. The shit, the doodoo! Wait a minute, how the fuck’m I supposed to kill something that’s already dead? Welcome...

(Peter: i’m completely lost) I know, peter. I’m lost. I’m gonna be stuck in the basement, aren’t i? and that’s my… terrible, and alone, and dark, and i’ve lied. about who i am, and where i am, and now no one will ever find me. (peter: what do you mean, lied about who you are?) i always thought it...

-You know me. I’ll believe anything. -A train has been hijacked. -I don’t believe it. 1/ I’m gonna die today… 2/ that’s entirely possible… 1/ What are you calling about? 2/ Ahhh.. Pelham, we need more time 1/ It is 2.24 Leiutenant, you’ve got 49 minutes left… 2/ Be reasonable, will ya?? We’re...

–I’ll sue you for everything you’ve got! –I’d like to see that. I’ve got nothing! A toast to the cubs winnig the world series and to big tits. apologize for the cubs losing in 84 But not your peanut butter because your peanut butter sucks. Jimmy: Here’s to the cubs winning the world series, and...

1: what are you looking at? 2: your muscles PADDY: (chasing the kids) Come back here and put your clothes on! YOUNG RICHARD: I don’t wanna wear my old britches! PADDY: It ain’t proper to be runnin’ ’round naked…(stops, out of breath)…all the time! Ric:My heart’s beating so fast… Em:Mine too… You’re...