Innocent English

I don’t see shooting a mosquito with an elephant gun. I love this dirty town. In brief, the best of everything is good enough for me. It’s a dirty job, but I pay clean money for it. President? My big toe would make a better president. Someday I’d like to look into your clever little mind and see...

–You shot my bird. –I didn’t know it was a bird. I don’t know anybody who has so many places to go home to. I don’t like your food anyway Yeah, let’s get outta here, ya big lug Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bloodhounds of Broadway’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bloodhounds of Broadway’

…unless it’s an end of the world, fucked up armageddon emergency. Jerry, I don’t know if you know this but as a rule the japanese machine everything. All the cranks, the gears, the struts. Down to the micronometer. What everyone seems to forget is the sterling performance record the Pinto had...

I can do things doctors can’t. I make you walk and the first thing you do is run out on me! If Jake can’t fix it, it’s been dead too long! Praise the Lord – another convert. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Blood Salvage’: Quotes from the movie ‘Blood Salvage’

I’ve never hurt anyone for any reason other than to keep them from putting a dog’s head on a stick. Nobody carries the Dog Boy! Play hard, you’ll forget the pain. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Blood of Heroes, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Blood of Heroes, The’

God left this place a long time ago. Sometimes I wonder if God will ever forgive us for what we have done to each other, then I look around and I realize God left this place a long time ago. T.I.A. This is Africa. That diamond is my ticket out of this God forsaken continent. Page Topic: Movie...

I christen you liar, and your second name is swine. I understand Gallardo has one more contract to fulfill. If this is death in the afternoon, she is death in the evening. Listen, the crowd – that’s the real beast. The trouble with Gallardo is he has cats in his belly. His father was the same way....

This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this. –You live in a box…I could lift the lid… –Wow…that’s deep. . . .it will never get better or sweeter than you. . . you are my forever. . . Nelson:Why A Month? Claire: It’s Long Enough To Be Meaningful And Short Enough To Stay Out Of...

(1)Why do you want to marry me? (2)So I can kiss you whenever I want. (1)Why you wanna marry me for anyhow (2) So i can kiss you anytime i want! (Tabby: So, did you cry? (Mel: Yeah, wouldn’t you? (Tabby: Are yuo kidding? One man for the rest of my life? I’d ball my bloody eyes out. -Are you...

Crazy. I fall to pieces. I figure somebody’s gotta be happy, might as well be me. People in hell want ice water. Seven lonely days. She’s got you. Walking after midnight. We’re getting married, Mr. Motorcycle Man and me You ain’t that good. Your cheatin’ heart. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Sweet...

Charity: Without love, life has no purpose. Vittorio: Is that what you believe? Charity: Sure. Everyone’s gotta have some religion, don’t they? Vittorio: So your religion is love? Charity: Well I’ll tell you one thing, I sure go to church a lot. Cop 1: Find her other shoe, will ya? Cop 2: What’s it...

Each of us has his own private hell to go to. Failure is a highly contagious disease. I am not part of your luggage. Whatever I am, I am not part of your luggage. I have power and that’s no illusion. My checkout time in any hotel is when I – is when I want to check out. No one in love is free or...

1 – Can we really count on a scientist who prays? 2 – I wouldn’t count on one who doesn’t! Bees! Bees! Millions of bees! They’re heading this way! Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. High in potassium, low in sodium. I need antitoxins! I never dreamed that it would turn out to be the bees. They’ve always been our...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Do You Have A Brain? It is not at all uncommon in our day to meet people who insist that no intelligent person can accept what is not in complete agreement with human reason or what lies outside the realm of human experience. Which reminds us of how an aged...

*gurgling* Na-a-a na na na naa na-a- 1) I’d like her better if she’d lose at cards. Four sevens and a ten. 2) I think I won again. 1) No chance. 2) No choice. 2,3,&4) No fear! 1. Don’t let her die! 2. Is that a threat? 1. Don’t you dare let her die! 2. Oh, it is a threat. 1.friends call me speed...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Divine Code Writing Between moments of dispensing wisdom, managing things ecclesiastic, and occasionally intervening in world affairs, it seems that earth’s religious leaders had also learned computer programming. One day, a great contest was held to test...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Daddy, How Much Do You Make An Hour? With a timid voice and idolizing eyes, the little boy greeted his father as he returned from work, “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?” Greatly surprised, but giving his boy a glaring look, the father said: “Look, son,...

–You wouldn’t actually want to live on your wife’s allowance, would you? –Of course not, darling. I’m honest because with you, I think it’s the best way to get results. I’m rather surprised myself, but perhaps it’s because for the first time in my life I know what I want. I’m told the sight of an...

–He told his side of the aisle to vote their conscience.–That’d be a first. –Type much?–The job doesn’t require much typing. All right. If he did it, I’m gonna vote guilty. If he’s innocent, I don’t want that on my conscience. Are you trying to get me disbarred? Detective Purcell, you stated...