Innocent English

–She was a tramp. –She was a human being. Bruno Anthony. A very clever fellow. I certainty admire people who do things. Marrying ther boss’ daughter – the short cut to a career. My theory is that everyone is a potential murderer. Oh, Daddy doesn’t mind a little scandal. He’s a senator. Unusual...

Money buys dignity. Nobody asks you where you got your dollars. They ask do you have it. Poverty is a crime. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Black Godfather, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Black Godfather, The’

Alibi have habit of disappearing like hole in water. Always harder to keep murder secret than egg to bounce on sidewalk. His story is like women’s complexion – makes it up as she goes along. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Black Camel, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Black Camel, The’

Here’s another good inspirational story: Children of Israel At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day’s lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. “Mr. Goldblatt,” announced little Joey, “there’s something I can’t figure out.” “What’s that Joey?”...

1 You wanna hear something wonderful? God counts the tears of women. 2 What does it mean? 1 I don’t know, I just read it. But Emily, what could be more important? He is to Jewish learning what Mozart is to music. I do what I want when I want. I’m an independent woman. Inside every honest heart is a...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Brand New You A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Boat Ride A priest was taking a tour of biblical sites, when he came to a beach and saw a boat and a sign advertising, “TAKE A BOAT RIDE TO THE EXACT PLACE WHERE JESUS WALKED ON WATER!!!” Inquiring about it, he learned that the ride there was free, so he...

body scarification is our way of life Capt howdy: sure you can be as evil as hell on the inside but do one thing to better modify your physical apperence say…..tatto your face and your outkasted as a freak it is a flaw with our scociety today death is like an old friend Death is the standard by...

911 is busy! Memories are meant to fade. They’re made that way for a reason. One man’s mundane existance is another man’s technicolor. Paranoia is just life on a finer scale. The question isn’t if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough. The question isn’t weather you’re paranoid, Lenny....

#1-Figures you wouldn’t know how to work it if it’s got a computer. #2-Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh… #1-Let me try, I’m a genius. (1)maybe this will rekindle your memory..give it to her!(2)its my last one!(1)now!(2)okay here you go……its a jelly….. (Driving van)Did you ever notice,like in...

1)Holy moly. 2)Is that all you can say? 1)Holy moly….. 2)Holy Moly. 1. I discovered here. 2. You make her sound like penicilin. 1. He he, funny guy. 555-WNDY. Cheatin’ is like playing two games of pool; you got the balls, but you’re gonna wear out your stick Get down off the cross, honey, somebody...

–Did you ride that thing all the way here to see me? –I did, Lyle. -What do you need that grabber for, Alvin? -Grabbin’. -What’s the worst part about growing old? -Remembering when you were young. Don’t let pride make you dumb. I should know. Happy Times. I haven’t seen my brother in ten years. I...

1) Larry, really wanted to have sex last night, he even gave me the 30 second massage. 2)Oh you mean the I really care that you had a bad day back rub that stops JUST before you truly relax and then he quickly heads south towards the promise land. 2)Exactly 1) You were our Fred and Ethel Mertz. 2)...

Ain’t misbehavin’. At a Georgia camp meeting. Diga Diga Do. Everybody dance! I can’t give you anything but love, baby. I lost my sugar in Salt Lake City. My my, ain’t that somethin’. Rang Tang Tang. Stormy weather. That ain’t right. There’s no two ways about love. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

(JOE AT PARTY TRYING TO GET IN) OH ITS COOL (OTHER GUY) NO ITS NOT COOL CONNELLY.. (JOE) U JUST LET OUR CHICKS IN (GUY) MUST BE LADYS NIGHT… (joe) hubbs? who the fuck is Mondo Man? (hubbs)who the fuck cares man youre blowin it. (joe) so you got a paln for tonight or what? (hubbs) shit yea i got a...

Does it hurt to be dead? Eight years I have known you, not once have you talked to me this way. And it you do it again, I swear to God. And one more thing. When you talk about how ordinary and stupid your life is, you know what you’re really saying? You’re saying our stupid life, which don’t think...

(singing) …You little pecker, you. 1) My mother was right!Cowshit for brains! 2)Who,me? 1)No,me! A hundred and twenty five years…Oh God! Oh God! I’ll be a hundred and sixty-one when I get out. Blade: The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job,’cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of...

#1: They aren’t as tough as they think #2: Neither are we. –Can you get a mob together? –After what happened to Luther, I don’t think I can get more than two, three hundred guys. –Now how do you want to work this? Flat rate or percentage? –Who’s the mark? –Doyle Lonnegan. –Flate rate. 1) Doyle, I...

Do you really believe I’d stop seeing you now at a time like this just because you couldn’t afford it? Gail Phillips killed George Bynun. I’m a much better shrink than I would have been a second baseman. I’m not talking mother to son, I’m talking shrink to shrink. Now listen to me! On account of...