Innocent English

–Get him some…maple syrup. –Maple syrup? –Yes, maple syrup. It grows on trees. –Public office is a public trust. –This is why this is America. –Would you like a cigar? –Aren’t these illegal? –Why would they be illegal? –Well, the trade embargo against Cuba. –Nobody tells me anything. –You believe...

(Marilyn)She has nice tits. (Potter)I left you a note. (Marilyn)How did you sign it? (Potter)Best wishes for your continued success. (pause) It’s a joke! (Potter)I want to have sex with you. (Marilyn)Gulp! Couldn’t you at least personalize it a little? (Potter)I want to have sex with you, Marilyn....

1.It’s 10:00, you’re late as usual. I’ve been here since 8. 2. 8 o’clock? I didn’t know this place was open that early. #1: Are you crying? #2: No, I’m not a crier. I don’t cry. I work out. 6u 7 Afternoon delight. Bacardi Cola – Do It! Do It! Backstabber! Can’t smile without you. Crime called in...

1) I came here to get out on my own and you had to tag along! 2) You think I joined the mobile infantry cos of you? 1) Are you saying you didnt? 1. I here they are looking for a lieutenant want the job? 2. I’ll take it until I die or they find someone better. 1. Just say it once try it on for size....

All I have to do is dream. Define.. shit. Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin and is presently tooling around the countryside in a hopped up orange and black 1977 Mustang? Greetings. I can’t...

(1) (gestures to follow him) (2)He’s inviting us to go with him. (3)How can you be so sure? (2)Because he’s (imitates gesture) inviting us to go with him. 1) We can help you become free. 2) Many people have said that…You are the first one’s i belive can do it! *blast* 1)This is all wrong! Who...

–I understand you studied philosophy at school. –Uh, no, that’s not true. I-I-I did take…I took one course in existential philosophy at, uh, at New York University. And on, uh, on the final…they gave me ten questions. And, uh, I couldn’t answer a single one of ’em. You know, I left ’em all blank. I...

If you read this, you are a nerd. #1: Ho, ho, ho, ho. #2: I know that laugh. #1: I’ve got your word? Not a scratch? #2: Get going, you old pirate! #1: When he gets back, I won’t get in the way. #2: No, it’s not like that. He’s my brother. #1: Where is that shuttle going? #2: Shuttle Tydirium, what...

#1 Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf hearder!! #2 Who’s Scruffy-looking?! #1: I won’t fail you. I’m not afraid. #2: You will be. You will be. #1: We would be honored if you would join us. #2: I’m sorry. They arrived just before you did. #1: What’s in there? #2: Only what you take...

#1: Right here, (Name of #2). I’ve been waiting for you. #2: (In subtitles) Have you now? #1: You didn’t think I was going to run, did you? (Name), you’re a wonderful human being. 1) Aren’t You a little short for a stormtrooper ? 2) huh…oh the uniform…..I’m Luke Skywalker I’m here to rescue you 1)...

Anakin: Okay but you owe me and not for saving your skin for the 10th time. Obi-Wan: 9th.. 9th time… that business on Katanamoidia doesn’t.. doesn’t count. Very dangerous putting those two together, I don’t trust him. ‘Oh, dear.’ -C3PO (1)you were the chosen one! it was said that you would...

Don’t be afraid. I’m not afraid to die. I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life. What are you talking about? I love you. You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we’d be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives. I think our lives...

The silver, yellow-eyed droid made the way to the dull business room for the mysterious cloaked Ambassadors. The machine, calling itself TC-13, droned to the two Jedi in a female robotic voice: We are greatly honored by your presence, Ambassadors. Make yourselves comfortable. My master will be with...

(I realized I missed a line after reading my previous quote)Kahn’s Son:You defeated the plans of Kirk and proved your superior intellect you don’t need to defeat him again.Kahn:HE ASK ME….HE ASK ME and I shall have him….I’ll chase him round the moons of Nebia and round Antauries Malestrome and...

1: Do the new medical facilities meet with your approval? 2: They do not – it’s like working in a damn computer center! 1: Heading, sir? 2: Out there, thataway. 1: Spock, you haven’t changed a bit. You’re just as warm and sociable as ever. 2: Nor have you, Doctor, as your continued predilection for...

(1) Why was that man flogged? (2) Who knows, might have spit into the wind. May have mopped the deck the wrong way… (1) You mean he was flogged for no reason? Who would flog a man for no reason at all? Farewell to the rights of man! God bless Captain Vere! It’s wrong to flog a man. It’s against his...

–Imagine, comparing us to monkeys. –Deadhead, you may be the missing link. –Sir, I consider you a member of the lower classes. –Hey, that’s right. How’d you know that I dropped out of school at the third grade? Baby, I think we associate with a very unstable group. This time it’s love. You go...

Celli, you’re a real cuckoo bird. Most of all, there’s you. The biggest bundle of them all. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Biggest Bundle of Them All, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Biggest Bundle of Them All, The’

grrrr! lunkheads! why do i use such people? no brains! jesus wants me for a sunbeam, and a fucking fine sunbeam i’ll be. operator. OPERATOR!!! GET ME LONG DISTANCE! TOKYO! 69! pandy…you’ve been a very naughty girl…and you know what happens, to naughty girls? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Big...