Innocent English

These days they blame the atom for everything – bad health, bad crops, bad weather. Now it’s grasshoppers. They’re heading for Chicago’s downtown. You’re a scientist, you know what grasshoppers can do. I’m a soldier, I know what guns can do. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Beginning of the End’:...

By golly, I’m the richest man in six counties. Even a monkey, brought up in the right surroundings, can learn the meaning of decency and honesty. Who expects a psychologist to think? Especially when you’re so busy thinking what you think other people are thinking. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

#1 I think that you do have an act, and #2 I think not having an act is your act. (singing on an answering machine) I’m walking down the avenue hoo-hoo-hoo/ And I’m looking at the garbage cans hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo/ I’m laughing at the people I see. . . Something like that, I mean, I’m just...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Faith A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious influence in his life came from his outspoken Christian friend. The young diver never really paid much attention to his friend’s sermons, but he heard...

(the scene where Ally finds out Heddy has killed sam) Ally: but you didnt do it heddy you couldn’t have, why, why? Heddy: Ally he came in my mouth and then tried to beat the shit outta me cos I wanted to tell you. Now, it was an accident but, he deserved it Gee, Hedy, I hope you never get mad at...

Here’s another good inspirational story: I am God Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do)...

Here’s another good inspirational story: If Tomorrow Never Comes! If I knew it would be the last time That I’d see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and...

1. you knew and you took his side over your own family your..2. Garbage. Are you so bitter and disappointed that thats how I look to you. Hi Stan. This one says he ate his homework ALL of it because Satan told him that the ink on the paper would make him sexually potent, can you believe it? Like a...

1) I’ve liked you since the day I met you. 2) You mean, since the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy. Amanda: My friend told me this thing about men & sex, they think about it 238 times a day. Tom : That’s ridiculous, that would be about evry 4 mins… yeah, that’s about rite. Amanda:It...

Nobody’d ever believe that you’d be capable of doing what you’ve done. –Well, it looks like we’re both going to have a lot of explaining to do. –Just me. (1)It’s the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag! (2)You work for the American Dream. You don’t steal it. (1)Then this is even better. (1)What you...

All money’s dirty money. Be good to her and she’ll be good to you. Falling in love is like sticking yourself in the forehead with an ice pick, but we keep doing it. Fuck you, I wanna play pool You don’t play pool, you shoot pool. I can’t stand the quiet! Is there a difference between exploiting...

Creative differences? The difference is, you’re not creative! I have your new leading lady… right here in my pants It was premeditated — I knew exactly what I was doing! I strangled her! I bludgeoned her! I set her on fire! I did it! I killed her! Our ability to manufacture fraud now exceeds our...

1) Well I met a man on the train. Old Boston and Maine. 2) You’re pregnant? 1) Mother. I just met him. 2) The last time you came home from Boston and Maine you cam home pregnant. 30 mississippi,30 misissippi I counted 34 mississippi. (Simon is dying) Joe: Simon? Simon: Yeah? Joe: (sobbing) You’re...

#1- Baxter! Hawley! Where the hell’ve you been? You’re late and I tell you, I don’t like it. It’s a bad start, boys. I got my people down there throwin’ snowballs and rarin’ to go. #2- I’m afraid it is a bad start, friend, ’cause my name ain’t Baxter, he ain’t Hawley. #1- You’re not Baxter? #2-...

(SHE)Do you like this perfume? I mix it myself… (HE) (Coughs) (Station Security over P.A.) Your attention please… May I have your attention please. You are requested to walk to the nearest exit as quickly as possible. Please do not run. Walk as quickly as possible to the nearest exit. –Do you...

All of you. Happiness is the reward of industry and labor. Dancing is a waste of time. I have made a discovery. Champagne is more fun to drink than goat’s milk. It’s a chemical reaction, that’s all. Look, I know perfectly well the pleasures of music and dancing, but pleasure itself is an...

ARS EST PECUNIA ENGULF & DEVOUR — OUR FINGERS ARE IN EVERYTHING Non! PIX NIX TIX MIX BOFF NOFF TOFF ROFF She’s incredible! I hope to God she’s not a female impersonator. Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Silent Movie’: Quotes from the movie ‘Silent Movie’

I’m In The Dream. If MacDonald is right, they’ll lead us straight to Big O. No, thank you. I’d rather fight than switch. Ordinance calls it their Reversible Gun. Red Sails In The Sunset. Side By Side. South Of The Border. The Last Roundup. Who designed this house? Smith and Wesson? You are aware of...

#1-If you didn’t kill him, then who did, sir? #2-Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere. (1) Was it a cattle ranch? (2) Sheep and horses. (Little before ending credits clarice got the phone-call,BUTT…nobody don,t know, Hwo it is…) Clarice:Hallo. Voice on the...