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Prime time. Sorry I’m late, I was up all night corn-rowing my hair. Whatcha got in the fancy box, Rooooooy? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Odd Jobs’: Quotes from the movie ‘Odd Jobs’

–What if my chute doesn’t open? –You’ll be the first one down. Captain. I’d follow him down the barrel of a cannon! If I ever get to buy another newspaper, I’ll remember what a few cents can buy. My name ain’t Joe Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Objective, Burma!’: Quotes from the movie ‘Objective,...

1:It worked! 2:No it didn’t work!! You blew it. 1:What do you mean, it exploded didn’t it? 2:It was supposed to be blue, the water was supposed to be blue. 1:I know, I know, but look at it this way Schwab got real wet and I think he lost a tooth. 2:But you didn’t use the right kind of solenoid, if...

(1) You must represent darkness, evil and godless communism. (2) You forgot: ugly, lazy and disrespectful. (Singing) Ska, Ska, Ska. Jamaica Ska. 1) Connie, can I ask you one question? 2) I’ve been waiting 20 years. 1) What the hell is a Kahuna anyway? Is it good to have a big one? 1) Okay, but...

#1 What do all men want? #2 He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman and tie him up with the golden lariet and force him to tell the truth? #1 No, just dinner Philip. #1 Hey you’re big and fat! #2 Yeah, you’re short and ugly. Here’s a pencil. #1 That’s a lovely dress you’re wearing–isn’t that a...

1. A little something for you to think about in the future. 2. AAHHH! 1. Assemble, mourners. 2. Uh, wrong service, father. 3. Oh…is it? 1. From now on, we only date divorcees. 2. Why? 1. Cause we’ll know they’re already ready. 2. And widowers. 1. Can’t forget the widowers. 1. What about my...

#1 I don’t believe the groom has had you yet. #2 No… (in a Southern Belle accent) why no. And where is the groom? #1 He’s in the bed-room. #1: What the hell is going on here!? #2: Oh, no. It’s Mr. Laughs. (1) Just where do you guys think you are? (2)The Library of Congress? (3) Detroit? (4) Beyond...

Look over your shoulder. No, thats Gods food! What’s there to smile about? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘O Lucky Man!’: Quotes from the movie ‘O Lucky Man!’

It’s your turn to buy the E. L.A. is like Nowhere, everyone here is lost. Televangelsit: Do you feel lost? Well call 1-800-Go-Jesus Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nowhere’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nowhere’

Don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars. Oh, Jerry, don’t ask for the moon. We have the stars. Shall we just have a cigarette on it? You see, no one ever called me darling before. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Now, Voyager’: Quotes from the movie ‘Now, Voyager’

Faith! Nothing lasts forever! Walt Whitman was here. Welcome to the Moon! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’

1-This can’t go on 2-I know, basketball season ends… 2-you’ve got to understand that I’m old enough to be your father 2-your so right dear 1.How’d you get in here? 2.Well, the door was closed, so I opened it and came right in. 1.You remind me of a man. 2.What man? 1.A man with a power. 2.What...

1) I’m coming back next summer. 2) I’ll be 14! 1) I know. 1) It’s my last offer 2) Sounds like your first offer 1)Have you ever been to New York? 2)No 1) It’s the best 2)you mean, like you? 1)He’s a geek! 2) Yeah, but he’s a FREE geek!! 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i have one for jimmy tony...

Everything a man could ever need. Norwood, do you know what I want? I want to live in a trailer and listen to you play and sing every day. Your brother has the same personality as the Boston Strangler. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Norwood’: Quotes from the movie ‘Norwood’

–Texas must be heaven. –It will be when you get there. Blood? You won’t notice it much. The Mounted Police wear red coats. Never trust a square-eyed squaw. You’re a savage, Louvette! A vicious, cruel savage. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘North West Mounted Police’: Quotes from the movie ‘North...

Boggs: All I had to do was sign an X. George: Did you see what it said? Boggs: If I could read, I wouldn’t have signed it with an X George, a wonderful thing about Alaska is matrimony hasn’t hit here yet. Let’s keep it a free country. Gosh, Capucine was a beautiful woman. It was a terrible tragedy...

I might still by lying out there in the gutter, waiting for somebody to take an interest in me. I’m always punctual. I’m not exactly a fool. This sudden necessity for you to work night after night until three and four in the morning seems very odd to me. The population of San Francisco can’t be...

Guns and butta baby, but y’all wouldn’t know nothing ’bout that, little dum mutha f*ckas I a size 6 now thats average. For who a white girl. Jody baby I’m a size 16 now thats average too I dont wanna reach the gates and Jesus be like turn yo ass around nigga I tell those other girls the truth...